DS9 Caption Contest #46: QUAAAAAAAAAAARK!

[shivkala]

The Ferengi were created by the Federation.

They rebelled.

They evolved.

They look and feel humanoid.
Some are programmed to think they are humanoid.

There are many copies.

And they have a (business) plan.

 

[Sokath]

Quark was quite satisfied with the results of the statue of himself he put on display the Promenade to gain people's attraction the bar.

 

[VonFrank]

Dr. Nefarious: QUAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!!!
Worf: (mumbling) I wish he would stop yelling that.
Jadzia: Its creepy, he sounds exactly like you Quark.
Quark: He pops up every once in a while, just ignore him.

 

[Nerys Myk]

QUARK: You should drop to Warp 3. No need to break any speed limits. Whats the intermix set at? Sounds a bit rough. Shields! Shields! Can I switch to a Ferengi station? Klingon opera gets on my nerves. Should you be dropping out of warp right now?

 

[Isis]

Quark: "It's a good thing that waiter isn't coming so close."

Odo: "Oh really?"

Quark: "If he did, I'd be beside myself."

Good show!

Thanks, Damar!

 

[Paradon]

Quark: "Free drinks for everyone! Except for Mr. Worf!" [laughing]
Quark: "Kidding...Mr. Worf! ...and about the free drinks!" [laugh]

 

[Thor Damar]

(How not to pass the British citizenship test, 24th century edition...)

Alpha Quadrant FC supporter: "Oi, did you spill me pint you Ferengi Gitwizard?"

Quark: "Blessed Exchequer No! Why would I do that to a dear customer of mine?"

AQS: "Yeah, well just watch it big ears!"

Q: {sotto voice}: "Customer is always right? Right bloody moron if you ask me..."

AQS: "What's that mate?!"

Q: "Nothing oh valued client of mine!"

 

[NathanielM]

Adolph Quark is the new leader of the 24th century neo nazi movement.

ALL: Ceit HEIL!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Quark: "Friends, Bajorans..."

Everyone: "Countrymen!"

Quark: "I knooowww!"

 

[NathanielM]

Quark: And now heeeerrrrreeeee's Cisco! <cues Tonight Show theme song>