DS9 Caption Contest #42: Odo: DS9's Founding Changeling

[boco]

Odo was a bit nervous when Captain Sisko agreed to listen to his "marry me,Kira" speech

 

[boco]

Odo: I don't want to listen to your lame excuses and explanations, whatever , you're a ferengi,therefore still disgusting.

 

[Kirby]

Odo: Help me Captain Sisko, you're my only hope!
Sisko:What the?!?! Chief, something is stuck in the holographic communicator, come fix this thing.
O'Brien: (whining) But I was going to go into Toshi Station and pick up some power converters.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Odo: Just waiting for the next contest....

 

[Ayelbourne]

Odo: Since people have been constantly failing in respecting my comfort zone, I created these new state of the art minimum distance markers.

Sisko: What happens if you have to move?

Odo: Darn!

 

[milo bloom]

Sisko: The Sega Activator won't work unless you move your arms and legs around.

Odo: Just give me a damn regular controller!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

One for Logan's Run fans:

Sisko: "Constable! What the hell are you doing on the Circuit?!"
Odo: "Commander, what the hell are you doing searching the Circuit under the category of 'Middle-Aged Males'?"

 

[Gary7]

Odo: "Oh, terrific. Looks like I'm the butt of the jokes this week."

 

[Isis]

Odo (rubbing midsection): Doctor, it hurts when I do this.

Bashir: "OK, let's see what I can find on WebMD."

<brief pause>

Bashir: "It says 'well, then don't do this.'"

Odo: "You need not worry, Mr. Worf. The Stinking Gorn always gets great reviews."

 

[LeadHead]

Odo: Just waiting for the next contest....

Wait no longer! Right this way, please...