DS9 Caption Contest #41: Kira Nerys, for the win!
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KIRA: This planet is a hellhole, Captain, but I should have the runabout up and running in a week or so. Don't bother with a rescue party.
SISKO: We can see you, Major.
KIRA: Damn.
Dr. Noah: Well! I can't say much for the costumes, but with this much power at my hands I feel like a GOD.
Falcone, growling: And I've got me left eye back again. Depth perception!
When Odo began weeping, Vic realized he should have double-checked Lola Crystal's repoitoire. "Don't Go Changing" was, perhaps, not the best song for Odo to hear his faux-Kira singing.
Caption from the Starfleet medical guide of unusual conditions.
Vogon Poetry - effects
O'brian: Like a HAWK sir...
Sisko: I thinking I need to be a BALD eagle
Kira: I have no idea what your talking about.
The proposed spinoff - DS9 Ishtar pilot was quickly thrown out, however they did use the desert bits later for the opening of Season 7.....
Worf: There could only be one thing better.
Kira: Whats that?
Worf: Claudia Black here, she can pull the leather too...Haven't you seen farscape?
Kira, This is Kira from your future, I have a few things to tell you.
1. You will have Obrians kid, but its a long story.
2. Gul Dukat likes mother daughter action, even if he has to wait a few years
3. You will have more haircuts then Imilda Marcos had shoes.
4. you will date a lot of really boring Bajorian men then you will date odo.
5. That new commander of yours, Sisko, he a badass.
Kira from Season 1: What the hell, next you will tell me that sweet, old Dax will get all horny for Klingon Bloodlust, That Gul Ducat will set up a crazy cult, and quark will be dressing like a women.
Older Kira: Ummmmm
A
Amaris
Guest
[pictured above: "Whimsy"]
Turns out Avery Brooks isn't quite as good with Gilbert and Sullivan as Patrick Stewart.
Kira: ...did you say, "blow him out of the stars"?
Sisko, pleasantly: Is there a problem, major?
Kira: Well...no. It is Gul Dukat, after all but -- doesn't Starfleet require extreme circumstances before engaging weapons?
O'Brien: Your beard is acting out again, sir.
Sisko: Oh! Damn. <sigh> Hail him, then.
The Intendant: Do you like my new Klingon? He's the purrfect accesstory to any girl's throne.
Worf: Minsk.
Siddig and Farrell, together: This isn't what it looks like! It's in the script!
Nana Vistor: <speechless>
Visitor: "Ahem...I'm afraid we have a little conflict here. My contract clearly stipulates that I'm to have a body double for my nude scenes."
Dorn: "And my contract clearly stipulates that she doesn't!"
Visitor: "Ahem...I'm afraid we have a little conflict here. My contract clearly stipulates that I'm to have a body double for my nude scenes."
Dorn: "And my contract clearly stipulates that she doesn't!"
Visitor: "Ok, we'll compromise. You'll have a body double of my choosing for the nude scenes."
Dorn: "Fine... what?!"
All:[thinking] They should not have let Molly O'Brien sing Justin Bieber on Karaoke night.
Odo: When I hear your voice, my love, nothing can sound bad.
Kira: Okay then....
Seven a.m, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs,
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on an on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends.
(Odo starts crying.)
Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
(The band leaves.)
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday.
Odo (thinking): I wonder if Ezri is still available.
Kira: "Buzz off, Odo! Kira's got a brand new bag!"
The Sisko: Sorry, Chief...I couldn't hear that, over the sound of how awesome I am.
Kira: Well, in that case, I guess you're deaf until you shave.
The Sisko: Not on your li--I-I mean...what was that? I couldn't hear....
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