DS9 Caption Contest #19: Gift Giving

[alte]

Sisko Santa (Reading):

Dear Sisko Santa,
By the time you receive this letter, I will
have totally grown up. But here it is anyways...

I want for Xmas:

A Micronaut

A Han Solo Blaster

An X-wing Fighter

A German P-08 Luger

A Big Trak

A Shogun Warrior (Raider)

The Stretch Armstrong Monster

And...Oh, yeah...

Her:

Thanks A lot...Love, Alte

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sisko: "It's some kind of exotic alien timepiece. But...I can't figure out how to make it stop flashing '12:00'!"

Worf: "Give it to Kirayoshi, he's only six months old, he'll figure it out in about five seconds."

 

[Mistral]

Mistral says-Thanks for the win!

The Sisko discovers internet porn.

 

[Mistral]

Sisko Santa (Reading):

Dear Sisko Santa,
By the time you receive this letter, I will
have totally grown up. But here it is anyways...

I want for Xmas:

A Micronaut

A Han Solo Blaster

An X-wing Fighter

A German P-08 Luger

A Big Trak

A Shogun Warrior (Raider)

The Stretch Armstrong Monster

And...Oh, yeah...

Her:

Thanks A lot...Love, Alte

Did you get the Big Trak? I always wanted one....

 

[alte]

Yeah...I sure did. I loved it. Lasted for quite awhile. Somewhere, I have a photo of me playing with it. In the photo I have my Star Wars figures riding on it. (of course!) It was probably the most "Hi-Tech" thing I ever got for Xmas.

 

[Kirby]

Wow, the hits of the 1980's on one isolinear data rod. Tina Turner, Bryan Adams, The Eurythmics, REO Speedwagon, Cyndi Lauper, Survivor, Journey, and many more!

Odo: What is Betamax?

I've always wanted a Willie Mays baseball card Jake, thank... Wait, who's Dante Bichette?

Sisko: I just love these Radio Shack kits. Solder these things in place and I can pick up AM radio stations.

 

[alte]

 

[LeadHead]

Odo: Are you trying to bribe me again Quark?

Quark: No, I'm giving you a holiday gift, and trying to bribe you at the same time.

 

[Alrik]

Thanks for the Win!

Jake: "Hey dad, what are you so into?"

Ben: "Reruns of an old TV show called 'Spencer For Hire'. There's just something about that Hawk fellow."

 

[alte]

 

[Isis]

Sisko: "OK, I can show you where Waldo is. How big is the prize?"

Worf: "Captain, with all that close work, shouldn't you be using something brighter than that night light?"

 

[Isis]

Quark: "You won't be disappointed by this used bat'leth. It's in great condition--it was used only by a little old Klingon lady who somehow found herself in Pasadena."

 

[Hawku]

The Borg attack on Wolf 359.

A prop from Star Trek: Deep Space 9? Well, thank you Armin.

A picture of an iPad shipping box.

Cut your vegetables in just seconds!

Worf, your body is now in my control.

Sorry. Quark's head.