Good day everyone, it's been two weeks and it's now time for a new contest, so lets get to the winners!
First: The "When all else fails, call for backup" Award goes to:
Next: The "Whoops, that backfired." Award goes to:
Next, "The Scent makes the man" award goes to:
Next: the "Nice Try" Award goes to:
Next: the "Everyone is welcome at Quarks, see the fine print on our signs" Award goes to:
And "The Fugitive" Award goes to:
Our Multi Cap award goes to:
And in honor of Leslie Nielsen:
And now, lets get the ball rolling again!
First: The "When all else fails, call for backup" Award goes to:
Odo (into communicator): "Odo to security. He's getting ready to serve the Gumbo. Yes, it's his own unique recipe. Prepare to storm the room, this could get ugly. Try to take him out before he can start ladling".
Next: The "Whoops, that backfired." Award goes to:
Quark: Oh yes commander, they're delicious, and low-calorie too. *thinking* What she doesn't know is I put an aprhodisiac laced with my pheromones in these things.
Jadzia: Okay, I'll try one, since Worf said they were so great.
Quark: WORF?!
*Worf offscreen starts rushing Quark while serenading him with Klingon opera.*
Quark: NOOOOOO!
Next, "The Scent makes the man" award goes to:
Worf, growling: Lilacs are thought to have a PLEASING smell.
Next: the "Nice Try" Award goes to:
Kira: If you think a glass of spring wine will make me forgive you for getting me pregnant, you are surely mistaken.
Next: the "Everyone is welcome at Quarks, see the fine print on our signs" Award goes to:
Sisko: What is the meaning of THIS?
O'Brien and Bashir: What--oh, we were just--it's only--
Martok: THESE...are not the dishes of warriors! They are the dishes of GLUTTONS!
Quark: Please. If your warriors weren't GLUTTONS, I wouldn't allow you psycopaths in here....
And "The Fugitive" Award goes to:
Diner 1: "So there was this great documentary on tri-v last night, about what really happened at Khitomer back in 2294. It turns out that it was actually a conspiracy between the three powers. The Enterprise gets there in time to save the President from assassination and arrest the ringleaders. You won't believe who one of them is?"
Diner 2: "Who?"
Diner 1: "Starfleet Admiral Cartwright!"
Joseph: "I SURRENDER!"
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Joseph: "What? I said enjoy your meals. What are you looking at me like that for?"
Our Multi Cap award goes to:
^^Ah, Joesph Cartwright Sisko, the gift that keeps on giving.
Sisko: Now, Gentlemen. What did I tell you about messin' with my peppers? {whacks stick into the palm of his hand}
Bashir {sweetly and ingratiatingly}: Am I forgiven?
Kira: {exasperated}: Its a giant onion you limey moron.
Bashir: {looking closely at it}: I gotta stop eating Sisko's peppers...
Sisko the elder: Cower brief mortals, for the Great Cthulhu is upon us! Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Kira (OS) {irate}: It's a stuffed alligator...
Sisko: {looks up}...stop eatin' the damn peppers.
Worf: Is this a dagger that I see before me?
Bashir: Nope, its a cup.
Worf: Oh, {beat} was it...
All (in chorus) the peppers? Yes.
Worf: Darn, and I think they are doing a number on my stomachs...
{everyone hurriedly leaves the mess hall}
Several years previously
Sisko: So, I'm going to start cooking my famous Sisko peppers using my secret ingredients, I think they'll go down a treat!
Bashir{uncertain}: 'secret' ingredients? Oh dear...
Odo {to audience}: This will not end well. I'm so outta here.
And in honor of Leslie Nielsen:
Sisko: "What is it Doctor."
Bashir: "I'm afraid everyone who ate your dinner has been taken to the infirmary."
Sisko: "The infirmary, what is it?"
Bashir: "It's the place we take sick people, but that's not important right now."
And now, lets get the ball rolling again!
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