Good evening ladies and gents, or good morning, good afternoon, etc. Glad to see you all, we had quite the competition last time around and it's
WINNERS TIME!
First up, The "It's a Dog Eat Dog World" Award goes to:
Next, the "Finally taking out your worst Enemy" Award goes to:
Next, The "Marcus Cole Award for Vocal Performance" goes to:
Next, The "Children are not allowed to be born in a proper hospital with a Doctor in attendance in media" Award goes to:
Next, the "Public Service Announcement" Award goes to:
And in lieu of the standard Photoshop awards we will have 3 special awards: First up,
Next the "Triple Threat"
And finally, the "Revised Rules of Acquisition" Award:
And now, lets bring on the new captions!
WINNERS TIME!
First up, The "It's a Dog Eat Dog World" Award goes to:
Odo: "The trail of stuffing ends outside the bar. Gentlemen, I believe I have an answer. Jealous of Kukalaka's status, Morn wished to put an end to the competition and be recognized as the biggest "teddy bear" on the station. I'm very sorry, doctor".
Next, the "Finally taking out your worst Enemy" Award goes to:
Quark always loved the "liquidating Liquidator Brunt" dream.
Next, The "Marcus Cole Award for Vocal Performance" goes to:
I am the very model of a modern Occupation Gul,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kais of Bajor and I quote the fights historical
From Betreka to Omarion, in order categorical...
Next, The "Children are not allowed to be born in a proper hospital with a Doctor in attendance in media" Award goes to:
Sisko: "She's 10 centimeters. That kid's gonna be here any minute."
Next, the "Public Service Announcement" Award goes to:
Klingon, to camera: Remember kids, when killing someone always go for the jugular.
And in lieu of the standard Photoshop awards we will have 3 special awards: First up,
Dukat: Me? You named a chocolate bar... after me? I'm so honored! This is better than the occupation!
Next the "Triple Threat"
Klingon with knife to Quark's throat: Quark you Tow'Barr, I'll kill you
Bashir with hypospray to Klingon's jugular: not so fast my good man ...
Jem"hadar with blaster to Bashir's kidney: You're as good as dead Doctor ...
Kira with phaser to Jem'hadar's skull: Move and you're dead
Dukat with energy pistol behind Kira: Not so fast Major
Sisko with phaser to Dukat's spine: Think again Gul
Ferengi with energy whip around Sisko neck: Where's the profit in that Commander?
Worf with Bat'leth at the Ferengi genitals: You have no Honor ...
Romulan with disrupter: I've made other plans Klingon
(pause) Sisko tap combadge with free hand; Where are you Jadzia, old man?
Jadzia with transporter rifle: Aiming at the Romulan's head Benjamin
Breen quietly moves up behind Jadzia
(long pause)
Quark: Ah...what say we all head to the bar, and forget all this...huh? No kidding--my treat!
Damar: (just walking in) What's this about a drink? I could murder a pint!
{everyone turns and stares at him.}
...what?
And finally, the "Revised Rules of Acquisition" Award:
Quark: " rule of aquisition no 410, It never hurts to disintegrate the opposition"
And now, lets bring on the new captions!
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I tell ya, that was HARD to keep the rhyme and meter right, on that!
