DS9 Caption Contest #17: Gratitude Festival, Now without Zanthi Fever!
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Sisko: "Are those...my peppers, Chief?"
Bashir, Quark and Martok: "Ooooh..."
Sisko: "Are those...my peppers, Chief?"
Bashir, Quark and Martok: "Ooooh..."
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Belated thanks for the win!
Odo (into communicator): "Odo to security. He's getting ready to serve the Gumbo. Yes, it's his own unique recipe. Prepare to storm the room, this could get ugly. Try to take him out before he can start ladling".
Belated thanks for the win!
Odo (into communicator): "Odo to security. He's getting ready to serve the Gumbo. Yes, it's his own unique recipe. Prepare to storm the room, this could get ugly. Try to take him out before he can start ladling".
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Sisko, off stage: "Okay, so Quark is Kai Winn, and those are his delicious proclamations. Now, Dax, let's say you're a progressive member of the congregation concerned with modernizing the Bajoran faith while retaining due respect for its original principles..."
Admiral Ross, off stage: "Couldn't you have just written a report like the other captains?"
Worf sat down for a mug of raktajino across from his invisible friend, Mr. Wuffytuffles. Everyone knew better than to interrupt.
Sisko, off stage: "Okay, so Quark is Kai Winn, and those are his delicious proclamations. Now, Dax, let's say you're a progressive member of the congregation concerned with modernizing the Bajoran faith while retaining due respect for its original principles..."
Admiral Ross, off stage: "Couldn't you have just written a report like the other captains?"
Worf sat down for a mug of raktajino across from his invisible friend, Mr. Wuffytuffles. Everyone knew better than to interrupt.
Re: DS9 Caption Contest #17: Gratitude Festival, Now without Zanthi Fe
Aw, sheesh, what's next--a Trek version of "American Pie"?
Oh, wait....
Wow. That is frightening how fast you wrote that!
I've been meaning to do it for years, and since you brought the Element Song up on a Trek-related site, now was my time.
Aw, sheesh, what's next--a Trek version of "American Pie"?
Oh, wait....
Re: DS9 Caption Contest #17: Gratitude Festival, Now without Zanthi Fe
Worf: "That's right, run away like cowards! But gagh begats gas! Learn it! Live it! Love it!"
Worf: "That's right, run away like cowards! But gagh begats gas! Learn it! Live it! Love it!"
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"Why Mr Ambassador, with these Ferrero Rocher you are truly spoiling us!"
Worf: "So this Romulan, Cardassian and Ferengi walk into a bar and..."
Others: "Oh god not another racist joke."
(everyone leaves)
Worf: (grumpily) "I guess I touched a nerve"
"Why Mr Ambassador, with these Ferrero Rocher you are truly spoiling us!"
Worf: "So this Romulan, Cardassian and Ferengi walk into a bar and..."
Others: "Oh god not another racist joke."
(everyone leaves)
Worf: (grumpily) "I guess I touched a nerve"
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Sisko: "What is it Doctor."
Bashir: "I'm afraid everyone who ate your dinner has been taken to the infirmary."
Sisko: "The infirmary, what is it?"
Bashir: "It's the place we take sick people, but that's not important right now."
Sisko: "What is it Doctor."
Bashir: "I'm afraid everyone who ate your dinner has been taken to the infirmary."
Sisko: "The infirmary, what is it?"
Bashir: "It's the place we take sick people, but that's not important right now."
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Sisko "If your 'all beat' doctor the thease Beets will bring you round!"
Bashir" I'm not sure what stinks more...your jokes or your cuisine!"
Odo " keeeel them Nooow!!!
Quark " he he ( nervously ) The Rohipnol is purely for flavour I promise you"
Worf thinks " The trouble with Invisible Friends is how do you know if they turn up"
Bashir " Rectal Thermometer...rek-tall ther- mom-eter!"
Siske et all " Happy Birthday Chief!"
O'Brian " Is something gonna jump out of this, kidnap and torture me? cos that's getting a bit old guys!"
" Hold everything People, The chef has lost his glass eye again"
Patrons " Mass Groan!"
Sisko "If your 'all beat' doctor the thease Beets will bring you round!"
Bashir" I'm not sure what stinks more...your jokes or your cuisine!"
Odo " keeeel them Nooow!!!
Quark " he he ( nervously ) The Rohipnol is purely for flavour I promise you"
Worf thinks " The trouble with Invisible Friends is how do you know if they turn up"
Bashir " Rectal Thermometer...rek-tall ther- mom-eter!"
Siske et all " Happy Birthday Chief!"
O'Brian " Is something gonna jump out of this, kidnap and torture me? cos that's getting a bit old guys!"
" Hold everything People, The chef has lost his glass eye again"
Patrons " Mass Groan!"
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Sisko: "... so I figured a bit of home cooked cuisine for the occasion. So Doctor Bashir... sheeps' eyeballs broiled in camel's blood. Happy Birthday!"
Bashir: "You shouldn't have... no... really... you shouldn't have."
Odo: "... and don't ever do it again."
Quark: "... and what we have here is a speciality of..."
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...
Dax: "Quark? Quark? You okay Quark?"
Quark: "Oh boy! That Mardah. She's got the remote control to my vibrating earring. The little minx!"
Worf: "That's the last time I cook for you ingrates."
sound of gagging as crew runs for the exit.
Worf: "Philistines! You don't appreciate fine cuisine!"
Bashir: "If you can fit all this in your mouth, I can assure you that you won't get Irumodic syndrome."
Kira: "Get away from me, you freak!"
Bashir: "Turn off the webcam, Quark. She didn't fall for it."
Bashir: "Next time Worf gets married, tell him to time it to coincide with Ramadan. That way I can get my starvation done all in one go."
Diner 1: "So there was this great documentary on tri-v last night, about what really happened at Khitomer back in 2294. It turns out that it was actually a conspiracy between the three powers. The Enterprise gets there in time to save the President from assassination and arrest the ringleaders. You won't believe who one of them is?"
Diner 2: "Who?"
Diner 1: "Starfleet Admiral Cartwright!"
Joseph: "I SURRENDER!"
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Joseph: "What? I said enjoy your meals. What are you looking at me like that for?"
Sisko: "... so I figured a bit of home cooked cuisine for the occasion. So Doctor Bashir... sheeps' eyeballs broiled in camel's blood. Happy Birthday!"
Bashir: "You shouldn't have... no... really... you shouldn't have."
Odo: "... and don't ever do it again."
Quark: "... and what we have here is a speciality of..."
...
...
Dax: "Quark? Quark? You okay Quark?"
Quark: "Oh boy! That Mardah. She's got the remote control to my vibrating earring. The little minx!"
Worf: "That's the last time I cook for you ingrates."
sound of gagging as crew runs for the exit.
Worf: "Philistines! You don't appreciate fine cuisine!"
Bashir: "If you can fit all this in your mouth, I can assure you that you won't get Irumodic syndrome."
Kira: "Get away from me, you freak!"
Bashir: "Turn off the webcam, Quark. She didn't fall for it."
Bashir: "Next time Worf gets married, tell him to time it to coincide with Ramadan. That way I can get my starvation done all in one go."
Diner 1: "So there was this great documentary on tri-v last night, about what really happened at Khitomer back in 2294. It turns out that it was actually a conspiracy between the three powers. The Enterprise gets there in time to save the President from assassination and arrest the ringleaders. You won't believe who one of them is?"
Diner 2: "Who?"
Diner 1: "Starfleet Admiral Cartwright!"
Joseph: "I SURRENDER!"
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Joseph: "What? I said enjoy your meals. What are you looking at me like that for?"
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Bashir: Oh yes, sir, it was delicious sir, I'd love some more sir ... *thinking* Oh god I'm going to be sick ...
Odo: *thinking* It's time like this I'm glad I don't eat. Or have a sense of smell.
Quark: Oh yes commander, they're delicious, and low-calorie too. *thinking* What she doesn't know is I put an aprhodisiac laced with my pheromones in these things.
Jadzia: Okay, I'll try one, since Worf said they were so great.
Quark: WORF?!
*Worf offscreen starts rushing Quark while serenading him with Klingon opera.*
Quark: NOOOOOO!
Worf: *grumbling* I can't believe this ... three days and not even a phone call from Quark ... that dishonorable Ferengi used me for my body!
Bashir: *aside to Jadzia* Actually, Quark's still recovering in the infirmary ...
Bashir: What? It's not my fault your people's version of lollipops look like giant turds!
Sisko: Hold it right there. No food for you, chief.
O'Brien: Damn. Though I must say, this is pretty mild for a "torture O'Brien" moment. Are you sure my wife isn't going to be possessed again, or my kid isn't going to be carried by Major Kira, or my other kid isn't going to fall into some time-warp pit, or some crap like that?
Jospeh Sisko: FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES! For when the moon reaches its zenith, the evil alligator of DOOM comes back to life and devours all those in its path! FLEE, I say!
Jake Sisko: *offscreen* Sorry folks. Grandpa forgot to take his meds again.
Joseph Sisko: DOOM!
Bashir: Oh yes, sir, it was delicious sir, I'd love some more sir ... *thinking* Oh god I'm going to be sick ...
Odo: *thinking* It's time like this I'm glad I don't eat. Or have a sense of smell.
Quark: Oh yes commander, they're delicious, and low-calorie too. *thinking* What she doesn't know is I put an aprhodisiac laced with my pheromones in these things.
Jadzia: Okay, I'll try one, since Worf said they were so great.
Quark: WORF?!
*Worf offscreen starts rushing Quark while serenading him with Klingon opera.*
Quark: NOOOOOO!
Worf: *grumbling* I can't believe this ... three days and not even a phone call from Quark ... that dishonorable Ferengi used me for my body!
Bashir: *aside to Jadzia* Actually, Quark's still recovering in the infirmary ...
Bashir: What? It's not my fault your people's version of lollipops look like giant turds!
Sisko: Hold it right there. No food for you, chief.
O'Brien: Damn. Though I must say, this is pretty mild for a "torture O'Brien" moment. Are you sure my wife isn't going to be possessed again, or my kid isn't going to be carried by Major Kira, or my other kid isn't going to fall into some time-warp pit, or some crap like that?
Jospeh Sisko: FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES! For when the moon reaches its zenith, the evil alligator of DOOM comes back to life and devours all those in its path! FLEE, I say!
Jake Sisko: *offscreen* Sorry folks. Grandpa forgot to take his meds again.
Joseph Sisko: DOOM!
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest #17: Gratitude Festival, Now without Zanthi Fe
^ That last Joseph Sisko caption made me chuckle.
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That last Joseph Sisko caption made me chuckle.
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^^Ah, Joesph Cartwright Sisko, the gift that keeps on giving.
Sisko: Now, Gentlemen. What did I tell you about messin' with my peppers? {whacks stick into the palm of his hand}
Bashir {sweetly and ingratiatingly}: Am I forgiven?
Kira: {exasperated}: Its a giant onion you limey moron.
Bashir: {looking closely at it}: I gotta stop eating Sisko's peppers...
Sisko the elder: Cower brief mortals, for the Great Cthulhu is upon us! Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Kira (OS) {irate}: It's a stuffed alligator...
Sisko: {looks up}...stop eatin' the damn peppers.
Worf: Is this a dagger that I see before me?
Bashir: Nope, its a cup.
Worf: Oh, {beat} was it...
All (in chorus) the peppers? Yes.
Worf: Darn, and I think they are doing a number on my stomachs...
{everyone hurriedly leaves the mess hall}
Several years previously
Sisko: So, I'm going to start cooking my famous Sisko peppers using my secret ingredients, I think they'll go down a treat!
Bashir{uncertain}: 'secret' ingredients? Oh dear...
Odo {to audience}: This will not end well. I'm so outta here.
^^Ah, Joesph Cartwright Sisko, the gift that keeps on giving.
Sisko: Now, Gentlemen. What did I tell you about messin' with my peppers? {whacks stick into the palm of his hand}
Bashir {sweetly and ingratiatingly}: Am I forgiven?
Kira: {exasperated}: Its a giant onion you limey moron.
Bashir: {looking closely at it}: I gotta stop eating Sisko's peppers...
Sisko the elder: Cower brief mortals, for the Great Cthulhu is upon us! Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Kira (OS) {irate}: It's a stuffed alligator...
Sisko: {looks up}...stop eatin' the damn peppers.
Worf: Is this a dagger that I see before me?
Bashir: Nope, its a cup.
Worf: Oh, {beat} was it...
All (in chorus) the peppers? Yes.
Worf: Darn, and I think they are doing a number on my stomachs...
{everyone hurriedly leaves the mess hall}
Several years previously
Sisko: So, I'm going to start cooking my famous Sisko peppers using my secret ingredients, I think they'll go down a treat!
Bashir{uncertain}: 'secret' ingredients? Oh dear...
Odo {to audience}: This will not end well. I'm so outta here.
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Bashir: Are those...testicles?
Odo: Ah - - from a Bajoran pugabeast, if I'm not very much mistaken, doctor.
Sisko, with zeal: They're a delicacy!
Joseph Sisko: Hey, you! You with the droid! You'll have to leave. We don't serve his kind here.
LaForge, to Data: I'm sorry about this, commander.
Worf, growling: Lilacs are thought to have a PLEASING smell.
Bashir: Are those...testicles?
Odo: Ah - - from a Bajoran pugabeast, if I'm not very much mistaken, doctor.
Sisko, with zeal: They're a delicacy!
Joseph Sisko: Hey, you! You with the droid! You'll have to leave. We don't serve his kind here.
LaForge, to Data: I'm sorry about this, commander.
Worf, growling: Lilacs are thought to have a PLEASING smell.
