Thank you for the award and a half!
So, I met my first love in a tunnel of love.
you did?
She was digging it.
DS9 Caption Contest 126: We Three Kings of DS9 Are
- Thread starter Smellincoffee
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Sisko: You know, I met your mother on a beach like this.
Jake: A beach? Dad, this is the desert.
Sisko: There was sand involved. I kicked it all over her because she was topless.
Jake: DAD!
Sisko: I mean, I kicked it all over her.
Jake: Are we there yet?
Jake, OS: ...oh. Dad has a "I Found Water" dance. And now he's going to show it off.
Grandpa Sisko, OS: You think that's dancin'? I'll show you dancin'.
Jake: I'm not really related to these two, Ezri.
Sisko: Watch out for wild mugatos, Jake.
Jake: What?
Sisko: Mugatos. We're on Tyree. Watch out.
Jake: No, dad. Tyree's just the name of this planet, but it doesn't have anything to do with the person Tyree. Tyree and the mugatos are from the planet Neural.
Sisko: Dammit, Jake! That was from the script only! It was never mentioned in the episode! That makes it non-canon, you hear me?
Jake (muttering): It's good enough for Memory Alpha...
Jake and Joseph: ♫ ... ninety-nine MORE bottles of beer on the wall! Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer... ♫
Sisko: You two know I have a phaser, right?
♫ I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky... ♫
Dax: Did we do it? Did we find the orb?
Voice from box: Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun, come right now, don't walk - run!
Sisko: DAMMIT QUARK!!
Jake, Ben (chanting): Pie Jesu domine, dona eis requiem...
<<BONK!>>
(Repeat 1,000 times.)
Jake: Are we there yet?
Sisko: Traditionally, the Magi arrive on January 6th.
Jake: ..nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Sisko: But we'll stop on Saturday.
26 hour warning!
Thanks for the win! 
Jake: We lost them.
Joseph: I'm seeing this through Jake. I owe it to your father.
Jake: How about we beam up to the runabout, scan for them from there, and have drinks while we're there?
Joseph: Make mine a double.
Captain's Log: At the moment I'm not sure if Ezri really is Dax. Jadzia would have told me walking aimlessly across the desert an hour ago and Curzon would've ditched me to go to a bar before we even got here.
Jake: Hey dad, do you think that orb would throw people backward-
Dr Wycoff: Good, Benny! You're painting over the story!
Benny: Just this section, this was the closest thing to an eraser I could find.
The Orb of the Wi-Fi Hot Spot has been found...
Jake: We lost them.
Joseph: I'm seeing this through Jake. I owe it to your father.
Jake: How about we beam up to the runabout, scan for them from there, and have drinks while we're there?
Joseph: Make mine a double.
Captain's Log: At the moment I'm not sure if Ezri really is Dax. Jadzia would have told me walking aimlessly across the desert an hour ago and Curzon would've ditched me to go to a bar before we even got here.
Jake: Hey dad, do you think that orb would throw people backward-
Dr Wycoff: Good, Benny! You're painting over the story!
Benny: Just this section, this was the closest thing to an eraser I could find.
The Orb of the Wi-Fi Hot Spot has been found...
