BASHIR: When did she grow a tail?
Kira: (Dry, snide tone) Woof.
DS9 Caption Contest #12: Spy Games
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Kira: (Dry, snide tone) Woof.
BASHIR: When did she grow a tail?
Kira: (Dry, snide tone) Woof.
Worf: It's Worf, Madam, not Woof.
BASHIR: When did she grow a tail?
Kira: (Dry, snide tone) Woof.
Worf: It's Worf, Madam, not Woof.
Garak: Will you ever become tired of using of that line, Mr. Worf?
Worf: My name's Pitt. And your asses ain't talking your way outta this shit.
Bashir: As you can see, the franchise's ratings are falling. Voyager is planning to sex things up with the addition of a new female character. Berman wants us to do something similiar. Any ideas?
Garak: *smirking* A few.
O'Brien: I've had enough of this holonovel! Now we're going to watch Star Trek XI!
Odo: Oh God! Not again.
Sisko: When I was in my early twenties on a trip to East Africa, I saw a gazelle giving birth. It was truly amazing. Within minutes, the baby was standing up - standing up on its own. A few more minutes, and it was walking. And before I knew it it was running alongside its mother, moving away with the herd. Humans aren't like that, Mr. Bashir. We may come from the same planet as those gazelles, but we're pretty much helpless when we're born. It takes us months before we're able to crawl - almost a full year before we can walk. Our deep space mission isn't much different. We're going to stumble, make mistakes - I'm sure more than a few before we find our footing. But we're going to learn from those mistakes. That's what being human is all about. I'm sorry you can't see that.
Bashir: What the hell are you talking about? I thought we were discussing baseball.
Bashir: You can't be serious Dr. Noah.
Garak: Relax Doctor. At least he's not poisoning the planet's atmosphere.
GARAK: "You mean that's it? More years than I can count up here, making people laugh, making them smile, and then Jay Leno takes my job?"
When the Terran resistance finally got its hands on the vile Garak, his sentence was nothing short of complete humiliation. Strapped to a giant prop, forced to wear their insufferable attire, all Mirror Garak could think about was how he should have gotten into the tailoring business instead. At least he could have died in style, not rags.
BASHIR: "It's a fake!"
SISKO: "No, it's real!"
KIRA: "Oh, not this shit again."
After grueling shooting days, some members of the DS9 cast frequented Michael Dorn's exclusive bar to unwind. It was here at this fateful moment that two things transpired which would change these actors' lives forever: Alexander Siddig realized he was in love with Nana Visitor, and Andrew J. Robinson realized he was in love with her outfit.
CRAZED FAN: "This is for pulling genetic engineering out of your ass!"
ALEXANDER SIDDIG: "I tell you, that was the writers, not me!"
CRAZED FAN: "No more foolishness, Doctor! And don't move a tendril, Founder!"
Garak: There are four breasts.
Bashir: Are you sure? Look again.
Garak: THERE ARE FOUR BREASTS!
Garak: There are four breasts.
Bashir: Are you sure? Look again.
Garak: THERE ARE FOUR BREASTS!
Garak: "OH MY GOD! That bowling ball-it's my wife!"
(The obscure reference of the week award is MINE!
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...?I'd say so!
Yep, that went over my head as well.
J. Geils Band ???
