Contest: ENTER DS9 CapCon 157: I, The Constable

[tharpdevenport]

Kira: "It says here: 'You better not DARE Photoshop a penisrock on her!', signed T'Bonz."

Odo: "As long as we can still say PENISROCK."

 

[Finn]

Bartender's log: It worked. I got the Betazoid ambassador falling for Odo. Commander Riker and Captain Picard owes me 250 bars of lithium.

 

[Nerys Myk]

GOLDSHIRT: Uh, lady. That just a mannequin. Odo leaves it here to scare the prisoners.

 

[Mr Soak]

Security officer: Constable, if you don't take that behaviour elsewhere, I'm liable to throw up. In your bucket.

 

[Triskelion]

Odo: Stop molesting me and scanning my brain!
Lwaxana: RANDOM SEARCH SIR. YOUR FULL COOPERATION IS APPRECIATED
Goldshirt: She's got you there, Security man.