Do you know what REALLY burns my ass?

[Plecostomus]

Not quite, but I will put quite a bit of effort into a joke if I think it'll be funny.

I still remember OMGWTFBBQ. Did she ever get you back for that, by the way?

Yes she did. Garlic toothpaste.

 

[RandyS]

Chili-flavoured condoms?

I'm not even gonna ask.......

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

Chili-flavoured condoms?

I'm not even gonna ask.......

This brings me to another question:

Why the hell do we have flavoured condoms in the first place? I don't know what other people choose to do but I assume that most people give blow jobs before having sex and if you give a blow job while the guy is wearing a condom....HUH? Wow, that's weird.

If you give a blow job after the sex, I can see a point to the flavor, if the taste is still on his junk, but blow jobs AFTER sex in the first place is another weird thing....if people actually do that. I don't know. I don't do it after.


I've said too much. It is a day of pondering in great detail.

 

[Australis]

Condomes during blowjobs is supposed to be an AIDS preventative, like dental dams.

So I'm told. My experience is sadly limited in this area.