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The same people that make playground slides out of metal?
The same people that make playground slides out of metal?
Do you know what REALLY burns my ass?
- Thread starter Plecostomus
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a red hot poker?
Chili-flavoured condoms?
Plecostomus
Commodore
Sitting on a steam vent for too long.
yep I'll admit that would do it
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Amaris
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I would just like to point out the very interesting choice of words for the topic title, and our dear poster in question:
I find the choice of words coupled with the OP's username quite hilarious and fitting!
J.
I find the choice of words coupled with the OP's username quite hilarious and fitting!
J.
Plecostomus
Commodore
....and finally the punchline payoff. I've been waiting for this since I put in my name-change request. 
The same morons who decided that leather interiors in cars were a good idea in Arizona?
Not only do they get hotter than hell, but they also stick to your ass when you sweat.
Plecostomus
Commodore
....and finally the punchline payoff. I've been waiting for this since I put in my name-change request.
That, my good man, is some excellent planning!
My kudos to you.
J.
Totally worth it to see that go by on the main screen. TOTALLY.
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Amaris
Guest
Totally worth it to see that go by on the main screen. TOTALLY.
You're one of those "if I have to lie in wait behind this desk, subsisting on Pringles crumbs scattered under the chair mat, for a WEEK to see my coworker sit on that creme filled whoopiee cushion, I will see this joke pay off!" kind of people, aren't you?
J.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Not quite, but I will put quite a bit of effort into a joke if I think it'll be funny.
Wife Of Brian is an epic joker as well, we battle it out every so often... well at least until someone hot-sauces the toothpaste or puts Head And Shoulders in the mouthwash.
Wife Of Brian is an epic joker as well, we battle it out every so often... well at least until someone hot-sauces the toothpaste or puts Head And Shoulders in the mouthwash.
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Amaris
Guest
Not quite, but I will put quite a bit of effort into a joke if I think it'll be funny.
Wife Of Brian is an epic joker as well, we battle it out every so often... well at least until someone hot-sauces the toothpaste or puts Head And Shoulders in the mouthwash.
Wow. If I may say so, you sir, are a lucky man.
J.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Not quite, but I will put quite a bit of effort into a joke if I think it'll be funny.
Wife Of Brian is an epic joker as well, we battle it out every so often... well at least until someone hot-sauces the toothpaste or puts Head And Shoulders in the mouthwash.
Wow. If I may say so, you sir, are a lucky man.
J.
Epic-practical-joking smoking-hawt Star Trek-quoting music-loving workshop-helping super-cool 1-legged cyborg chick who owns a diner.
I win SO FRIGGING HARD.
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Amaris
Guest
Not quite, but I will put quite a bit of effort into a joke if I think it'll be funny.
Wife Of Brian is an epic joker as well, we battle it out every so often... well at least until someone hot-sauces the toothpaste or puts Head And Shoulders in the mouthwash.
Wow. If I may say so, you sir, are a lucky man.
J.
Epic-practical-joking smoking-hawt Star Trek-quoting music-loving workshop-helping super-cool 1-legged cyborg chick who owns a diner.
I win SO FRIGGING HARD.
You win so hard, the supermarket at the edge of the universe just ran out of win in their deli case because you bought it all. THAT is how hard you win, sir!
J.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Wow. If I may say so, you sir, are a lucky man.
J.
Epic-practical-joking smoking-hawt Star Trek-quoting music-loving workshop-helping super-cool 1-legged cyborg chick who owns a diner.
I win SO FRIGGING HARD.
You win so hard, the supermarket at the edge of the universe just ran out of win in their deli case because you bought it all. THAT is how hard you win, sir!
J.
Which is funny because I met her in a supermarket, late at night/early AM, in the frozen-food section.
Pan-Global Oil dumping sludge into the ocean?
Whoopie cushion filled with acid?
Oh MAAAAAAAAN, the diarrhea with the hot juice is just awful.
Yeah, I went there.
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