"Deja Q" Line-by-Line!

[Admiral Shran]

DATA: The Captain and many of the crew are not yet convinced he is truly human.

 

[Enterprise1981]

GUINAN: Really?

(So she picks up a fork and stabs it into Q's hand)

 

[Admiral Shran]

^ One of our heroes, assaulting an unarmed man for humor.

Q: Argh!

 

[Enterprise1981]

GUINAN: Seems human enough to me.

 

[Vanyel]

Q: This is a dangerous creature, you have no idea. Why Picard would make her a member of the crew and not me…

 

[Admiral Shran]

Q: This is a dangerous creature. You have no idea. Why Picard would make her a member of the crew and not me.

 

[Enterprise1981]

GUINAN: It must be terribly frightening for you, to be totally defenceless after all of those centuries being omnipotent.

 

[Vanyel]

Q: I’m warning you, I still have friends in high places.

 

[Enterprise1981]

GUINAN: Frightening one race after the other, teasing them like frightened animals, and you enjoying every moment of your victims' fears.

 

[Vanyel]

Q: From now on I’ll do missionary work, ok?

 

[Enterprise1981]

DATA: That would be a most noble cause, Q.

 

[Vanyel]

Guinan: You could learn a lot from this one.

 

[Enterprise1981]

Q: Sure, the robot who teaches the course in humanities.

 

[Vanyel]

Data: I am an android, not a robot.

 

[Enterprise1981]

Q: I beg your pardon.

 

[Vanyel]

Guinan: I’d enjoy that. And you better get used to it.

 

[Enterprise1981]

Q: What?

 

[Vanyel]

Guinan: Begging. You’re a pitiful excuse for a human; the only way you’re going to survive is on the charity of others.

 

[Enterprise1981]

(Ten chocolate sundaes arrive)

Q: I'm not hungry.

 

[Vanyel]

Bridge:
Worf: Captain, sensors are picking up a cloud of energetic plasma, bearing 341 mark 20. Range 12 kilometers and closing.