"Deja Q" Line-by-Line!

[Vanyel]

LaForge: Redefine gravity. And how am I supposed to do that?

 

[Admiral Shran]

Q: You just do it. Where's that Doctor, anyway?

 

[Vanyel]

Data: Geordi is trying to say that changing the gravitational constant of the universe is beyond our capabilities.

 

[Admiral Shran]

Q: Oh. In that case, never mind.

(Crusher enters.)

Q: Ah, Doctor Crusher. I see Starfleet has shipped you back into exile.

 

[Vanyel]

Data: Q says he has hurt his back.

 

[Admiral Shran]

CRUSHER: Ah ha. Well, if I didn't see it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it. According to this, he has classic back trauma. Muscle spasms.

 

[Vanyel]

Q: I’ve been under a lot of pressure lately. Family problems.

 

[Admiral Shran]

CRUSHER: Well. don't expect too much sympathy from me. You've been a pain in our backside often enough.

 

[Leandar]

Q:Your bedside manner is admirable, Doctor. I'm sure your patients recover quickly just to get away from you.

 

[Vanyel]

Q: Ahhh—Your bedside manner is admirable, Doctor. I’m sure your patients recover quickly, just to get away from you. AHHH!

 

[Admiral Shran]

LAFORGE: You know, this might work. We can't change the gravitational constant of the universe, but if we wrap a low level warp field around that moon, we could reduce its gravitational constant. Make it lighter so we can push it.

 

[Vanyel]

Q: Glad I could help. Ow…I think.

 

[Admiral Shran]

CRUSHER: Now what?

 

[Vanyel]

Q: There’s something wrong with my stomach.

 

[Admiral Shran]

CRUSHER: It hurts?

 

[Vanyel]

Q: It’s making noises.

 

[Admiral Shran]

CRUSHER: Maybe you're hungry.

 

[Vanyel]

Ten Forward. Data and Q enter.
Q: I’ve never eaten before, what do I ask for?

 

[Admiral Shran]

DATA: The choice of meal is determined by individual taste.

 

[Vanyel]

Q: What do you like?