A man is waiting in line to buy a ticket to James Gunn's Superman II: Zod's Revenge.A man is waiting in line to buy a MoS ticket.
He is approached by another man.
"Hey, did you know Superman kills Zod in this movie?"
"Figures. Same thing happened in Superman 2, after all."
"This is worse, somehow."
"Why?"
They stare at each other.
"No, you're right. I'm going home to rethink my life."
"Why don't you try the new Star Trek movie instead?"
"Good idea! At least I can be confident no idiotic decision-making went into that one."
"Hey, did you know Superman kills Zod in this movie?"
"Figures, it's happened twice before."
"You'd think they would've learned by now."
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