CTHAPTION CTHIS!

[Spaceman Spiff]

Thanks for being patient, folks. I'll get right to it and announce our winner from the last round...


Gertch!

Congratulations! Here's your Golden Artoo!

And just what does that cute little robot have to say about the Dark Knight showing up at his movie?

I think he's still waiting in line to get popcorn, guy.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Here's your new assignment:

 

[RJDiogenes]

Congratulations, Gertch-E.

"Congratulations, Mrs Cthulhu! It's a... it's a... it's a tax deduction!"

 

[Roshi]

Ah Ah! I laugh at your Cloverfield!

 

[T'Baio]

"So this is how Kelsey has become so successful!"

 

[Chocolate Log]

...and so using this scale model we can see what Joan Rivers would look like without "assistance".

 

[Mistral]

"...and then you swallow one of these and I guarantee your headache will be gone!"

 

[Silvercrest]

"Spiff? It's a Golden WHAT??!!"

 

[Deckerd]

Here's your new assignment:

...and if you twist it this way, salt comes out

 

[Rat Boy]

Guy off camera: "Does it come with Bluetooth?"

 

[Trekker4747]

In hindsight, PBS' "reimagining" of Mr. Rodger's Neighborhood probably wasn't a good idea.

 

[Trent Roman]

How many horrible evils loosed upon the world do we need before people learn not to read aloud ancient inscriptions on demonic artifacts?

Fictitiously yours, Trent Roman

 

[Jenee]

{...proof that this was made by the indigenous people from ...}

[offscreen] Please hold.

{...whereever}

Narrator: I was holding.

 

[Trippy]

There were proposed changes made to the Oscar. This unsuccessful bid was called "The Grouch"

 

[PointyHairedJedi]

"'Made in Taiwan.' Huh."

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

"Side effects may include a fhtagn on your wgah'nagl."

 

[Kemaiku]

And as we see here, not only were the early 21st century fast food chains becoming too cheap to use colour in their advertising campaigns, their happy meal "toys" left something to be desired.

 

[captcalhoun]

The museum weren't impressed with Indiana's latest find

 

[Candlelight]

After checking her latest stool sample, Sally decided to avoid the curry from that place on Jackson Street from now on.

 

[Turbo]

The long-lost original prototype for Easter Island.