CTHAPTION CTHIS!

[Misfit Toy]

After checking her latest stool sample, Sally decided to avoid the curry from that place on Jackson Street from now on.

OK -I like this one.

 

[RJDiogenes]

"I guess you're right. It does make you look fat."

 

[RJDiogenes]

Among the 27th century ruins of the Street Of Sesame, archaeologist Maria-12 discovers an ancient sarcophagus inscribed with the single word "Bert."

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

"It's a cremation urn. Curious inscription--'Yep. It was a trap.'"

 

[JonathonWally]

The weed goes here, and your mouth goes here

 

[William Leisner]

"'Don't forget to drink your human blood'? Son of a bitch..."

 

[Kegek]

Cthulhu Artefacts: Take the insanity home.

 

[Misfit Toy]

Coming up on Antiques Roadshow - Roseville Pottery's little known "dark period"

 

[The Mule]

"The inscription translates as, 'All your base...are belong to us."

 

[Adm. Bonz]

"It's a cremation urn. Curious inscription--'Yep. It was a trap.'"

Nice!

 

[Rat Boy]

Unfortunately, Sally missed the call of Cthulhu because she had no bars in Paris.

 

[Gertch]

Congratulations! Here's your Golden Artoo!

With all those great entries I am humbled. Thank you.

Congratulations, Gertch-E.

Thanks RJD!

 

[Gertch]

"Turns out your tooth was abscessed."

 

[Kirby]

While the Cheers spin-off series Fraiser became a big hit, it's other spin-off Lilith was deemed too creepy for a sit-com to get past the pilot espisode.

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

Here's your new assignment:

Dr: "Wow! It's a long lost Mayan artifact saying the world will end in 2012...wait, why does it say Made in China on the side here?"

 

[jgdst]

OBSERVE the TomCruise in its True Form!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"A vibrate setting!?!?!?"

 

[Chocolate Log]

whilst we cant make out the full inscription, this part at the end clearly says RJDiogenes

 

[PointyHairedJedi]

"It's an interesting design, gentlemen, but I'm afraid we decided this morning to go with William Shatner's revolving head as our next novelty Pez dispenser."

 

[FALCONX0N]

"It slices! It dices! Order now and get two systems, plus a month's supply of our special Fat Burning Boost! That's right, order today and get your very own Dark Magic Bullet blender! Buy the bullet!"