CTHAPTION CTHIS!

OK -I like this one.

 

"I guess you're right. It does make you look fat."

 

Among the 27th century ruins of the Street Of Sesame, archaeologist Maria-12 discovers an ancient sarcophagus inscribed with the single word "Bert."

 

The weed goes here, and your mouth goes here

 

"'Don't forget to drink your human blood'? Son of a bitch..."

 

Cthulhu Artefacts: Take the insanity home.

 

Coming up on Antiques Roadshow - Roseville Pottery's little known "dark period"

 

"The inscription translates as, 'All your base...are belong to us."

 

Nice!

 

Unfortunately, Sally missed the call of Cthulhu because she had no bars in Paris.

 

With all those great entries I am humbled. Thank you.

Thanks RJD!

 

"Turns out your tooth was abscessed."

 

While the Cheers spin-off series Fraiser became a big hit, it's other spin-off Lilith was deemed too creepy for a sit-com to get past the pilot espisode.

 

Dr: "Wow! It's a long lost Mayan artifact saying the world will end in 2012...wait, why does it say Made in China on the side here?"

 

OBSERVE the TomCruise in its True Form!

 

"A vibrate setting!?!?!?"

 

whilst we cant make out the full inscription, this part at the end clearly says RJDiogenes

 

"It's an interesting design, gentlemen, but I'm afraid we decided this morning to go with William Shatner's revolving head as our next novelty Pez dispenser."

 

"It slices! It dices! Order now and get two systems, plus a month's supply of our special Fat Burning Boost! That's right, order today and get your very own Dark Magic Bullet blender! Buy the bullet!"