Mock me if you must. Mock the smeared lipstick on my face, the tear in my stockings, the cheap stiletto heels, but not my desire for spoilers. I held out for so long trying not to ruin the movie with rumors and clips and trailers over the past months. But these past few days I could hold out no longer. I have practically lived on the net absorbing every facet of the premiere, the reviews, and yes even the talkbacks on AICN – as disgusting as that might sound. I even went out and bought a damned comic book for the first time in my adult life. You’ve really done it to me, JJ, you magnificent bitch. You’ve got me wanting – no, needing to see this movie now. I watched three clips and a hundred spoiler threads today alone. And still I crave more. So spoil me, JJ. For the love of Bill Shatner, give me the goods. Spoil me. Spoil me! Spoil! Me! FIRE EVERYTHING!!!