^Do it!
Ever been the unfortunate receiver of one of those mass-produced Christmas Catch-Up Barf Letters containing all the details of how the kids have won Nobel prizes and the dog won Crufts? I've sometimes been tempted to do a fake one telling people how I'm on a first-name basis with the staff at juvenile court and that the meth lab in the garden shed burned down again.![]()

I went out and bought a Hobby Horse, called Bob, created him a facebook account 'Bob Lecheval' and replied 'yes but does your horse play golf, go to the gym, drive a car and party with a sequined eyemask on?'
'No ~ thought not'
