Wendy Watson.
Carmilla the series
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Oh. Yes I did
This I found recently on the topic of lesbian vampires.
[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gp6ICfVPO4[/yt]
[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gp6ICfVPO4[/yt]
Well, that was interesting... I wonder what happens next?
I wonder if gay vampires are a thing?
I wonder if gay vampires are a thing?
1. Ordinary people are food. It's not gay to #### your food. What did you have for breakfast this morning?
2. Vampires can be very old. In olden days it was easier to be gay because the dumb ####s with pitchforks were too ignorant to know that gay was a thing that they had to stop. Less resistance vs. instincts.
3. Satanism, that isn't so hand in hand with Vampirism anymore, requires a variety of non-boring sexual acts to pray to Satan. If you're willing to #### a goat, same sex ####ing is a breeze, surely?
4. Control. The head vampire/Cult leader asserts dominance on underlings by ####ing them. It's not gay for a guy to #### another guy if the first guy is only trying to break the second guys spirit/will to avoid a knife fight over a pretty lady further along upstream time. (It is gay however if you enjoy yourself while performing gay sex.)
5. Erections are a waste of blood. Non gorged vampires don't have the blood to spare to get it up. Therefore lesbian sex is easier, and gay bloke sex is easier if they can take turns (or flip a coin to see who is) having to force the situation (by eating three people) to summon all the blood they need to hoist their mainsail completely.
6. Some lore makes blood out to be something between booze and heroin for Vampires. People on Heroin don't really care about what they have to do to get off, therefore a vampire swollen on blood would have as much the same a devil may care attitude to selecting sexual partners as any other junkie.
7. Vampires have no souls in some lore, therefore they are lacking valuable elements to their identity as persons, that there current needs are not dragged down by a thousand life times of being a human of one gender or another with all the expectations imprinted on them therein. Do souls have a gender, therefore can a boy soul be in girl body or vices versus, or are souls genderless which would would calm the #### down the maleness or femaleness of the flesh craving sex at any cost?
8. After 500 boring years of trying to tap xeroxes of the same dimwitted teenagers, a Vampire might be a little curious if the grass is greener on the other side of the fence?
9. Back to food. Bloodtype is more important than gender, or if the lore is that vampires eat souls using blood as a medium, gender still doesn't count if souls are genderless, and honestly, if you're planning on killing someone and turning them into poo, it's actually rude not to give them an orgasm first.
10. How many brides did Dracula have? 3 and Lucy, means 4? More probably too. I know Big Love makes a strong case for Polygamy, but after a thousand years being henpecked by those nightmare ghouls (although Giles (from Buffy) quite liked them), you can bet that Vlad was gagging for some male company.
2. Vampires can be very old. In olden days it was easier to be gay because the dumb ####s with pitchforks were too ignorant to know that gay was a thing that they had to stop. Less resistance vs. instincts.
3. Satanism, that isn't so hand in hand with Vampirism anymore, requires a variety of non-boring sexual acts to pray to Satan. If you're willing to #### a goat, same sex ####ing is a breeze, surely?
4. Control. The head vampire/Cult leader asserts dominance on underlings by ####ing them. It's not gay for a guy to #### another guy if the first guy is only trying to break the second guys spirit/will to avoid a knife fight over a pretty lady further along upstream time. (It is gay however if you enjoy yourself while performing gay sex.)
5. Erections are a waste of blood. Non gorged vampires don't have the blood to spare to get it up. Therefore lesbian sex is easier, and gay bloke sex is easier if they can take turns (or flip a coin to see who is) having to force the situation (by eating three people) to summon all the blood they need to hoist their mainsail completely.
6. Some lore makes blood out to be something between booze and heroin for Vampires. People on Heroin don't really care about what they have to do to get off, therefore a vampire swollen on blood would have as much the same a devil may care attitude to selecting sexual partners as any other junkie.
7. Vampires have no souls in some lore, therefore they are lacking valuable elements to their identity as persons, that there current needs are not dragged down by a thousand life times of being a human of one gender or another with all the expectations imprinted on them therein. Do souls have a gender, therefore can a boy soul be in girl body or vices versus, or are souls genderless which would would calm the #### down the maleness or femaleness of the flesh craving sex at any cost?
8. After 500 boring years of trying to tap xeroxes of the same dimwitted teenagers, a Vampire might be a little curious if the grass is greener on the other side of the fence?
9. Back to food. Bloodtype is more important than gender, or if the lore is that vampires eat souls using blood as a medium, gender still doesn't count if souls are genderless, and honestly, if you're planning on killing someone and turning them into poo, it's actually rude not to give them an orgasm first.
10. How many brides did Dracula have? 3 and Lucy, means 4? More probably too. I know Big Love makes a strong case for Polygamy, but after a thousand years being henpecked by those nightmare ghouls (although Giles (from Buffy) quite liked them), you can bet that Vlad was gagging for some male company.
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Very informative, and quite hilarious!
Waffles.
I guess having an orgasm right before you die isn't a bad way to go out.
Giles probably only liked them because:
A. He was put into a trance.
B. It had been a while since he had had any intimacy with a woman, and didn't get care if said woman (or women, in this case) were blood-sucking seductresses.
Waffles.
I guess having an orgasm right before you die isn't a bad way to go out.
Giles probably only liked them because:
A. He was put into a trance.
B. It had been a while since he had had any intimacy with a woman, and didn't get care if said woman (or women, in this case) were blood-sucking seductresses.
Not orgasmic, but fun for Christmas. The folks making the series have packaged the first two seasons with a bunch of additional content. Good stuff for the holidays. http://carmillaseries.tumblr.com/post/135745278991/carmilla-xmas-bundles
I'm a late fortysomething black Canadian male, and I'm reading the first Twilight book, and here's the shocker-I like it. I's just a different vampire story from most, and I can accept that. I will also say this-if Carmilla can romance a young, provincial, unspoiled (IMHO) but tough 18-19 year old girl, Edward Cullen can do the same to Bella Swan.
That's nice of them but I'd prefer a Christmas special.
This generates revenue which assures future product, in theory, if the people in charge are responsible and this isn't going straight up someone's nose.
True but what's the point of selling something that one can easily access for free?
Quite teasing us Carmilla people! Season 3: yes or no? It's a simple answer.
Quite teasing us Carmilla people! Season 3: yes or no? It's a simple answer.
In theory, idiots, can't stream youtube on their smart tv... Very well.
Or download any of it.
And anyway, this purchase is mostly for display purposes, and bragging rights.
You leave the packaging on a book shelf in your lounge, so that all your houseguests can Marvel at Carmilla along with the other gems and wonders exhibiting on your book shelves, until they wish that they were you.
Is this how a dowry works?
Could you create a display of media so seductive that some Nerd will get on one knee and propose, just to be close to your Buffy Blurays, before he realizes that he just thinks of you as a friend?
Or download any of it.
And anyway, this purchase is mostly for display purposes, and bragging rights.
You leave the packaging on a book shelf in your lounge, so that all your houseguests can Marvel at Carmilla along with the other gems and wonders exhibiting on your book shelves, until they wish that they were you.
Is this how a dowry works?
Could you create a display of media so seductive that some Nerd will get on one knee and propose, just to be close to your Buffy Blurays, before he realizes that he just thinks of you as a friend?
YouTube on tv? That's a thing?
I'm pretty sure any Buffy fanatic has all the blurays. Except me. I used to (DVDs actually) but then they got worn out. I was going to re-purchase them but then Netflix came into my life.
I'm pretty sure any Buffy fanatic has all the blurays. Except me. I used to (DVDs actually) but then they got worn out. I was going to re-purchase them but then Netflix came into my life.
Yup.
Netfflix is a webpage on a website.
It gears up on your TV fine.
In my sons house, they use a Playstation III to play Netflix on their TV and (toggle, toggle) Youtube on their TV (as well with their Playstation, using a Playstation interface that is not the regular Youtube interface on the website, because a joystick controller is not a mouse.) and a couple other useful websites too. I'm not sure if Playstation sanctions only a few useful websites, or if you can log in any website, or especially any streaming media website with your playstation.
I have a dumb tv, and their tv isn't that smart... The future is bright.
Netfflix is a webpage on a website.
It gears up on your TV fine.
In my sons house, they use a Playstation III to play Netflix on their TV and (toggle, toggle) Youtube on their TV (as well with their Playstation, using a Playstation interface that is not the regular Youtube interface on the website, because a joystick controller is not a mouse.) and a couple other useful websites too. I'm not sure if Playstation sanctions only a few useful websites, or if you can log in any website, or especially any streaming media website with your playstation.
I have a dumb tv, and their tv isn't that smart... The future is bright.
Lucky kid. Sounds fancy. I have a dumb tv as well.
Kids today are spoiled! My friend, her two boys (age 5 and 7) are getting tablets for Christmas!
When I was a kid, all I had was beanie babies and Barbies. Sometimes I would play with the pots and pans.
Kids today are spoiled! My friend, her two boys (age 5 and 7) are getting tablets for Christmas!
When I was a kid, all I had was beanie babies and Barbies. Sometimes I would play with the pots and pans.
(Kid? Ha! He's 20.)
I imagined you running to your TV and looking for a hidden button to turn on the Youtube, while humming a mantra like "C'mon baby, c'mon baby, you can do it, you can do it."
But surely there's no way that that button has been hiding from you for the last three years.
That button'd have to be some type of an asshole.
I imagined you running to your TV and looking for a hidden button to turn on the Youtube, while humming a mantra like "C'mon baby, c'mon baby, you can do it, you can do it."
But surely there's no way that that button has been hiding from you for the last three years.
That button'd have to be some type of an asshole.
Oh so you were a young thing with a young thing When you mentioned you had child, I was thinking a 7 or 8 year old.
You are partially right. I chanted "Come on little YouTube, come on. Whose a good YouTube."
It was not good. Stupid non-existent button! Damn all the buttons! Feel my wrath.
When you mentioned you had child, I was thinking a 7 or 8 year old. You are partially right. I chanted "Come on little YouTube, come on. Whose a good YouTube."
It was not good. Stupid non-existent button! Damn all the buttons! Feel my wrath.
Just keep punching menu and/or function until you get somewhere new.
VGA cable or HDMI cable and your TV turns into a monitor.
Find an old lap top for 50 bucks and you're sorted.
Youtube on your TV.
VGA cable or HDMI cable and your TV turns into a monitor.
Find an old lap top for 50 bucks and you're sorted.
Youtube on your TV.
That sounds like a lot of unnecessary work.
I have a computer and a phone to watch YouTube on.
I'm good.
I have a computer and a phone to watch YouTube on.
I'm good.
But not as unnecessary as a $3000 wall projector plugged into your pc.
Oh.
Shit.
I am dealing with quote for ancient technology more than 10 years out of date.
No more $1000 plus bulbs.
They can create the same effect with cheap LEDs
[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqdtmqzhaiI[/yt]
But if that's too much for your wallet... How are you are arts and craft?
[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP3BYh5yn20[/yt]
Golly!
The point I'm trying to make is "Youtube on your living room wall... Hell. Youtube on the side of a barn if you're really willing to go to town at S-Mart."
Oh.
Shit.
I am dealing with quote for ancient technology more than 10 years out of date.
No more $1000 plus bulbs.
They can create the same effect with cheap LEDs
[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqdtmqzhaiI[/yt]
But if that's too much for your wallet... How are you are arts and craft?
[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP3BYh5yn20[/yt]
Golly!
The point I'm trying to make is "Youtube on your living room wall... Hell. Youtube on the side of a barn if you're really willing to go to town at S-Mart."
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