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[cooleddie74]

TRIP:Would it hurt landin' party morale if I said I just wet 'em?

T'POL:Wrestling isn't REAL.

 

[Nerys Myk]

[

Second worst Crazy Glue accident ever.

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOLIOSIS TREK:

The Rickets Generation

 

[Alrik]

T'Pol: "I know there has been talk amoungst the crew about the amount of time that we have been spending together, but believe you are taking the whole 'attached at the hip' thing a little to litterally."

 

[Starpaul20]

Fadeproof C. Trip: I swear, Sweetness, Carl better have my money today or else I'll bitch slap him into the next forum!

 

[Kirby]

Robert Beltran
Don't make him angry. You won't like him when he's angry.

 

[Kirby]

Seconds later, as Hoshi lay dying next to the corpses of her crewmates, she realized that agreeing to a game of 'freeze tag' with the Suliban was a very, very bad idea.

 

[cooleddie74]

WORST interspecies porn video EVER made.

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL: Hold perfectly still.

Don't move.

I think the series finale might have spotted us.

 

[Shatmandu]

Woman, thinking: "Man, I wish he'd shut up about that fucking dog."

 

[cooleddie74]

Don't Ask.

Don't Grope.

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP: Shhhhhhh!!!

QUIET!

I can hear Santa up on the roof...everyone hide!!

 

[Shatmandu]

Woman: "Jeez, it's like a Japanese commuter train in here."

 

[cooleddie74]

UESPA's and Starfleet's Greatest Gang-Bangs

Volume 3

Zero-G Hijinks

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:I think they are gone now. We can go.

TRIP:Did you see the SIZE of that damn thing?!

HOSHI: That's the biggest Hello Kitty I've ever seen in my LIFE.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Hoshi: "Commander, I've just finished the translation of the alien's book, To Serve Man. It's...it's a cookbook!"

 

[cooleddie74]

HOSHI: Would this be a bad time to tell you guys I've never even fired a weapon before?

OR used a field communicator?

 

[cooleddie74]

PANTENE MACO


Strong hair.

For stronger women.

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Stupid Xindi. I only joined the MACOs because the pay was good and there were no bloody wars!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

MAJOR HAYES: Alright...

WHO didn't shower or forgot to put on deodorant?!

SPEAK UP!!