And thus...
the most legendary staring contest in the history of the Alpha Quadrant commenced.
Caption Contest 48.4: Its just Shran-tastic!
- Thread starter Alrik
- Start date
And thus...
the most legendary staring contest in the history of the Alpha Quadrant commenced.
ARCHER: I have a question sir. Where are the bits for these drills?
ARCHER: Who here thinks I can beat these Vulcans in one-on-one combat? Raise your hands!
Oh, to hell with all YOU.
SHRAN: You have dishonored me and my vessel, Pink Skin.
The ceremonial purple-nurpling will now commence.
Archer: "Wait! Wait! There's no reason for us to fight! Look! I'm pointing my weapon toward the ceiling, my finger off the trigger!"
Andorian: "It's true! He's pointing his weapon toward the ceiling, his finger off the trigger! Shoot him!"
Archer: "This...is a gun. Now, some of you also have guns but mine is a special gun. Very special. So you all have to do what I say."
Andorian: "Is this guy's ego for real?"
Reed: "Are you kidding? He uses the same speech around women, only he swaps out 'penis' for 'gun'."
Andorian #1: "Now let me get this straight. Around women your captain says,
"some of you also have penis's but mine is a special penis?'
Reed: "I'm afraid so."
Andorian #1: "You pink skins must have interesting women."
Andorian #2: "Not that there's anything wrong with that."
Archer: "This...is a gun. Now, some of you also have guns but mine is a special gun. Very special. So you all have to do what I say."
Andorian: "Is this guy's ego for real?"
Reed: "Are you kidding? He uses the same speech around women, only he swaps out 'penis' for 'gun'."
Andorian #1: "Now let me get this straight. Around women your captain says,
"some of you also have penis's but mine is a special penis?'
Reed: "I'm afraid so."
Andorian #1: "You pink skins must have interesting women."
Andorian #2: "Not that there's anything wrong with that."
Ow, stop, my sides hurt!
Archer: "Y'all FREEZE! Or my boy, he'ah, on de right's gonna blow your candles away!"
Andorian#1: "I think he means it!"
Andorian#2: "He wouldn't dare!"
Reed: "Oh, yes he would. I saw him waste two street lights and a neon sushi sign one night in San Francisco. And look at him point that gun at the overhead fluorescents..."
Archer: "This...is a gun. Now, some of you also have guns but mine is a special gun. Very special. So you all have to do what I say."
Andorian: "Is this guy's ego for real?"
Reed: "Are you kidding? He uses the same speech around women, only he swaps out 'penis' for 'gun'."
Andorian #1: "Now let me get this straight. Around women your captain says,
"some of you also have penis's but mine is a special penis?'
Reed: "I'm afraid so."
Andorian #1: "You pink skins must have interesting women."
Andorian #2: "Not that there's anything wrong with that."
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
DAMN THATS FRICKING HILLARIOUS!
Archer: *Grabbing crotch* This is my rifle this is my gun...."
Andorian#1, 2 and Reed (Together): This is for fighting this is for fun!
(Full metal jacket reference there)
Andorian#1, 2 and Reed (Together): This is for fighting this is for fun!
(Full metal jacket reference there)
Phlox: "You understand that its not really alive, right? That its just a robot made up to look like a woman? *sigh* It is anatomically correct, however, if you really want to do that."
Phlox: "Now we'll just slide Talas into the imagining chamber."
( whirrr THUNK ), Talas: "Ouch!"
( whirrr THUNK ), Talas: "Ouch!"
Phlox: "Without turning my head, I can't see the problem."
Shran: "You're doing fine, just keep trying."
( whirrr THUNK ), Talas: "Ouch!"
( whirrr THUNK ), Talas: "Ouch!"
Shran: "There a door on that imaging chamber?"
Phlox: "Yes, yes there is..."
Shran: "There room for two in that imaging chamber?"
Phlox: "It would be a tight squeeze, but I don't see..."
Shran: "That's all I needed to know..."
Phlox: What symptoms have you been experiencing?
Talas: My heart seems to beat faster.
Shran: That's what happens when I'm around.
Talas: No, it started after I took some vitamins from you medicine cabinet.
Shran: My Medicine Cabinet?
Phlox: What was in you medicine cabinet?
Shran: It's where I keep my Blue Pills.
Talas Faints
TALAS: Will I live?
PHLOX: If you call not having three hypersexed spouses "LIVING"!
ARCHER: Hold on everyone. I was just in the Voyager forum and Alrik's having computer problems. So take a break, we could be here awhile
SHARN: And we find this out from reading the freaking Voyager forum!!!!???
Thanks for the win!
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TV announcer: Next week, on Space Whale Wars: (dramatic music) Crewmembers Archer and Reed board the Andorian Space Whaling ship, causing an interstellar incident. (more dramatic music) Will they be released from custody in time to save the space whales? Find out in an all new episode this Friday.
ARCHER: Hold your fire!!!
I think you won the damn stuffed elephant, Shran...JEEZ, enough with the firepower!!!
"Mr. Shran, if you are going to manually stimulate Talas in my Sickbay, I must insist you do so while also fondling my ass."
