Caption Contest 48.4: Its just Shran-tastic!

[T'Girl]

SHRAN: What's her condition?

PHLOX: Actually, she'll be dead in less than ten hours.

Shran: "Ten hours? Surely you can't be serious?"

Phlox: "I am serious ... and stop calling me Shirley."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Talas (snickering): "Hey, Doc...you think Shran is thinking about going camping?"
Phlox: "Well, I can certainly see he's already pitched his tent!"

Shran: "Every third sentence out of this Vulcan bitch is some variation of a 'blue balls' joke, and we're getting pretty damned tired of it!

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: Hold your fire!!!

We accidentally shot the assistant director and the boom-mike guy!!

SHRAN: Will she be alright?

PHLOX: I'm a doctor...NOT a psychic.

 

[cooleddie74]

SHRAN: I never noticed until now...but you have the most AMAZING and hypnotic eyes, Pink Skin...

 

[T'Boggan]

Cheers for the win chaps and chapesses!

Archer: "Ok everybody relax..I found my travel
hairdryer! "

Phlox: " Its official....She got the blues"

Shran: "Where all the pink women at?

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: Everyone hold your fire until the pyrotechnics fizzle out!!!

PHLOX: I'm not sure what you Andorians call it in your vernacular...but on Earth they called it "The Rockin' Pneumonia" and a very serious affliction known as "The Boogie-Woogie Blues."

SHRAN: I like my combat like I like my Andorian ale.

Strong. And delivered by a handsome man with big pecs.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PHLOX: All done, your weekend with Talas on Risa is forgotten.

TALAS: Weekend on Risa? Shran!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PHLOX: Gotta work on my timing.

 

[cooleddie74]

TALAS: Am I cured?

PHLOX: I'm afraid NOTHING cures the Andorian crabs.

TALAS: Thanks a LOT, Commander.

 

[alte]

Re: Caption Contest 48.4: Its just Blue-tastic!

Shran: "I'd like her to be a little more dirty...how bout a brunette with a Dorothy Hamill haircut...?"

Phlox: "I don't know who that is, so, how about a blonde with a Mark Hamill haircut...?"

Shran: "Hmmm...episode IV?"

Phlox: "Oh, but of course...!"

 

[alte]

Archer: "Hey, Blueman Group...sit and spin!"

Shran: "Is he...flipping us off?"

Andorian: "Yeah, but something is wrong..."

EnglishGuy: "Captain, there's...something wrong with your
arm. It may be broken..."

Archer: "Oh yeah? YOU try searching Google Images for
the appropriate angled hand next time!!!"

 

[Mistral]

SHRAN: I like my combat like I like my Andorian ale.

Strong. And delivered by a handsome man with big pecs.

Archer: "Have you ever met the President of Burundi?"

 

[Mistral]

Archer: "This...is a gun. Now, some of you also have guns but mine is a special gun. Very special. So you all have to do what I say."

Andorian: "Is this guy's ego for real?"

Reed: "Are you kidding? He uses the same speech around women, only he swaps out 'penis' for 'gun'."

 

[alte]

 

[cooleddie74]

SHRAN: Is that what I think it is?

ARCHER: Yes. But I can't let you have it.

I've gotta deliver this thing to Marsellus Wallace...in one piece.

 

[cooleddie74]

SHRAN: Your move, Pink Skin.


But I warn you.



I'm known to urinate and defecate uncontrollably when I'm intimidated or afraid.

 

[Kirby]

Shran: "Where all the pink women at?

 

[Nerys Myk]

COMBS: Not one freakin' word Bakula! We're trying to keep the fanboys happy!

 

[LeadHead]

Archer: The move is made.

T'Pol: Captain!

Archer: I've made my decision!

Shran: You sunk my Battleship.

 

[Skywalker]

Archer: "Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This...is my BOOMSTICK!"

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: Alright...which one of you bastards took the D-cells outta my gun?