caption contest 46: twin peeks

[Nerys Myk]

REED: Have you tried Decaf?

 

[cooleddie74]

Archer to T'Pol.

Tell Rostov we found his collection of imitation dinosaur eggs. Whomever stole them off the ship apparently found them to be just as stupid and worthless as the REST of us do...

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL: Whaddya think of my Mick Jagger, asshole?!

 

[ChristopherPike]

Jolene: "A bucket of cold water left over a half open door? REAL MATURE!

What happens now? I spend the next 39 minutes like this?"

Dominic: "You really haven't read the script have you?"

Jolene: "Ugh... I made that mistake once. Never again."

 

[Alrik]

Jolene: "They're going to kill off Trip! Do you hear me?! They're going to kill him off!!! Valentine my ass!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Reed: "Ah, Christ, not the backwards talking dream again."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

T'Pol: "Holding me at phaser-point and turning up the room temp just so you can see me sweating in my underwear? You are one sick, sick puppy, you know that?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Bakula: "I think we've located our dignity."

Trineer: "Let me get a picture before it runs off!"

Montgomery: "Too late."

 

[ChristopherPike]

We only took this job because it was a step up from standing around, pointing at stuff in our underwear.

I only took this job because.... sssssshit! SOMEBODY GET ME MY AGENT! NOW!

 

[Triskelion]

Archer: Archer to T'Pol, we haven't found a good place to camp out but at least Trip wiped himself with poison ivy.

Mayweather: Either that or he's trying to set a record for most squat-perspective photos.

T'Pol: Oh, Mr Reed. I didn't know you were here. How embarrassing. I seem to have been locked out of my quarters with hardly any clothes on.

Reed: I didn't fall for it the last ten times, what makes you think I'll fall for it today?

 

[Shatmandu]

Tucker: "Hey, Triskelion's changing out the Voyager caption contest! I gotta get a picture of this."

T'Pol: "CHANGE THE FUCKING VOYAGER CONTEST!

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP: Hey...call the ship! Tell T'Pol we found something even drier and more boring than she is!

T'POL: There...

are...

four...

SCRIPT LOOPHOLES!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: Archer to Enterprise.

We need a little help down here, Subcommander. Trip is using an old-style analog camera and our ship is equipped ONLY for digital processing.

Work on a solution...then get back to us!

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: Archer to Enterprise.

We need a little help down here, Subcommander. Trip is using an old-style analog camera and our ship is equipped ONLY for digital processing.

Work on a solution...then get back to us!

T'POL: Problem solved.

 

[Rat Boy]

T'Pol: "This is your idea of safe sex?!"

Tucker: "Well, if you're going to act like that, then sure."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

T'Pol: "I don't care what your silicone readings show! There are no baby Hortas in my bra!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

while strooling through the woods Trip spies T'Pol and Hoshi doing a little more than spooning, whips out camera.
Trip: (quietly) "Psst hey guys" nods head in that direction

T'POL: "I want those Fucking photos!!!!!????"
Trip: "sorry they're all over the GWW by now"

 

[T'Girl]

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During the future Enterprise movie the fanboy audience kept yelling:
FOCUS, HEY PROJECTIONIST, FOCUS FOCUS ...
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Where will you be, when your anti perspirant fails?

 

[Triskelion]

Trip: Hoshi scat. Nice.
Archer: Beam me up now. Anyone. Please.
Mayweather: ...Bu -
Levar Burton: CUT!

Cracker! NOW!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: Archer to Enterprise.

We need a little help down here, Subcommander. Trip is using an old-style analog camera and our ship is equipped ONLY for digital processing.

Work on a solution...then get back to us!

T'POL: Problem solved.