caption contest 40: on the mirror, darling

[Triskelion]

Well scratch my paint and send me the bill, that one...that one had some good laughs at others' expense, which is always what makes a good caption contest.


But first, a Public Service Announcement:

And now...

We had two wins by Cooleddie74 in this contest! Great work as always, not the first time for multiple wins by CE74! Plenty make it to the finals, too~!

This contest also saw another win by Rat Boy, who achieved maximum funny in only four words! Nicely done!

There were a couple Star Wars references but I had to give the award to NXOner, hands down! You get this week's 'chop shop award!


First Image:

DEGRA:"This was once a Xindi-Avian stronghold.

And for a few years after they went extinct, a popular gay disco. But let's not talk about that just yet."

Second Image:

Dolim: "Crap, a pop-up."

Third Image:

Archer reached the next-to-final round of XINDI IDOL.

His immediate competitor?

Not so lucky.

'Chop Shop Award:

"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!"

XINDI : Had the Guardian just for a second, then this clicked in - damned interference!

Congratulations to the winners!

The International Fanatic Commission has recently standardized all geek-related internet awards, citations, recognitions and dubious honors with the Brand New, Coveted, Incredibly Meme-Savvy National Medal of Geekology Award Medal!

It gives me great pleasure to award them to you:

NXOner

Rat Boy

cooleddie74

cooleddie74

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[APPLAUSE]
<insert gazelle speech here>


Our next contest features deja vu all over again as the beloved crew flash forward aboard the connie-class Mirror Universe Defiant in the fan valentine In a Mirror, Darkly. If only there were some sulfur laying around to fashion some kind of crude bazooka when you need one!

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Shirts off!

 

[ChristopherPike]

Gorn: (lost in thought) "Stupid human! Doesn't he know there's no such thing as the Vulcan Death Grip?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: So what do we got?

TRIP: Fire hazard through faulty wiring. Thin walls with no insulation. And these chairs aren't even bolted down!

ARCHER: Ok, scrap it then.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Trip: ""This looks like 23rd Century technology."
Reed: "How can you tell?"
Trip: "Lens flare."

Archer: "Okay, Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I dissed T-Rex. Marc Bolan was a god. Now let me go."

 

[Skywalker]

Bakula: "God, I hate cosplayers."

 

[Cuhl]

In the 22nd century, the Geico Insurance lizard is a lot bigger and won't take no for an answer.

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"Definitely from a parallel universe, sir...look at their helm station!

THEIR guy has a purpose!!"

Mirror Archer's run-in with the Megasoreass Rex left him very weak. And unable to sit for two months.

 

[cooleddie74]

At long last...the Emperor could have the Imperial Fleet film his fan-fic stories.

 

[Skywalker]

In Soviet Russia, lizard drains you!

 

[cooleddie74]

And so Sam kept leaping from INGEN dinosaur park to INGEN dinosaur park...hoping each time his next leap...would be the leap home...

 

[cooleddie74]

MIRROR ARCHER:"This their captain?"

MIRROR TRIP:"Looks like it...and that sunnuvabitch ain't wearing clean skivvies neither!"

 

[NXOner]

TRIP: "Cap'n, if you decide on this ship, I can make that chair a little more comfortable for yer "
ARCHER: "That'd take a whole episode Mister Tucker, we haven't got time for that.

 

[NXOner]

ARCHER: "Bridge! Didn't you hear me? I said increase the grav plating!"

INTERCOM: " Sorry, Captain, Science Officer T'Pol countermanded your order - she didn't want to risk her boobs sagging."

 

[Skywalker]

Trip: "I don't get it. I thought this ship was supposed to be state of the art?"

 

[ChristopherPike]

T'Pol: "Looks like Daniels hasn't shifted to us to the 23rd Century afterall, Captain.

According to my readings, this is actually a middle-aged man's garage somewhere in 21st Century North America."

 

[Skywalker]

T'Pol: "Looks like Daniels hasn't shifted to us to the 23rd Century afterall, Captain.

According to my readings, this is actually a middle-aged man's garage somewhere in 21st Century North America."

Trip: "It says over here 'Property of Cooleddie.'"
Archer: "Well, that explains all the love stains."

 

[Triskelion]

Trip: Well I found what was blocking the circuit. There's a whole stash of empty whisky bottles under here!
Archer: They must have had a Scottish engineer too.

Archer: I. HAVE. HAD. ENOUGH. OF. YOU!
Gorn: I fought with Captain Kirk, I knew Captain Kirk, Captain Kirk was a nemesis of mine. Captain, you're no Captain Kirk.
Archer: That was uncalled for.

 

[SFRabid]

Archer: "TRIP! You had us come running in environmental suites and carrying laser guns for that?"
Trip: "But Cap'n. It was a big bug. At least an inch long. Maybe a scorpion."

Announcer in background: "And the captain always gets the girl"

 

[SilentP]

Gorn: Don't fight the love, pinkskin.

 

[Mistral]

T'Pol: "This is why we don't let you speak, Travis! You can't be trusted! Trip sees one little bug and you blow a hole in the deck to kill it!"