Caption Contest 37: JAFO f/x

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Archer: Some days, T'Pol, I dunno who's worst -- my British twat of an armory officer or my dimwitted helmsmen.
T'Pol: They are both offensive in equal measure.

 

[Gepard]

Archer: What does it mean, "Valentine to the Fans?"

 

[Treknut]

I'm sorry T'Pol Sickbay doesn't have the 10 litres of K-y Jelly you ordered to continue your Neuro-pressure sessions with Commander Tucker.

 

[ChristopherPike]

♫ Never gonna give you up.... ♫

♫ Never gonna let you down... ♫

Archer: "Don't get it. I've tried to make a log entry twice now...

...and all I keep getting is some guy called Rick Astley singing at me."

 

[tehfunz0rz]

Archer: Was it right of me to blow my Starfleet stimulus check on the extra LCD panels and blinky buttons?

 

[Nerys Myk]

The Travis action figures wouldn't sell at any price

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Mayweather: "Decon window Travis is watching you masturbate... You're not holding up your end of the deal Hoshi."
Sato: "Fuck off, you freak!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hey...T'Pol.

Look here. On this page of the downloaded Earth Bible.

It says 'JEBUS.'


Hmmm.


Never noticed that."

 

[cooleddie74]

"This...this ISN'T a wall urinal with a view?




Uh-oh."

 

[apenpaap]

♫ Never gonna give you up.... ♫

♫ Never gonna let you down... ♫

Archer: "Don't get it. I've tried to make a log entry twice now...

...and all I keep getting is some guy called Rick Astley singing at me."

You know, this could actually happen on Voyager with Paris being such a 20th/21st century freak.

 

[Kirby]

Archer: "Someone rescue Travis, Chef put him in the microwave again."

Phlox: "Ah, yes. Ha ha, very good. You see Marmaduke is a very large dog, and he's sitting on this old lady and his owner isn't worried about it because he thinks that he is a lap dog.
Now, let's take a look at The Family Circus so you don't have to make another trip down here."

Archer: "No, just trust me I can't turn around right now, I need a few minutes... Hey can we talk about baseball?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: How long did you say this scan would take?

 

[Kirby]

Montgomery: Hey what are those pieces of paper with words on them?
Berman: That's the script for this week's episode.
Montgomer: Can I see it?
Berman: Sorry Kenny, not this week.
Montgomery: My name is Anthony, not Kenny.
Berman: Yeah, whatever.

 

[Triskelion]

Archer: What's so funny, Subcommander?

 

[Nerys Myk]

T'POL: Can't it wait Captain? My stories are on.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hi...Phlox told me you had the green apple diarrhea, so I thought I'd come by and stare at you so you'd have company."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Thank you for your concern, Subcommander...but perhaps right NOW isn't the best time to read the beginning of the new TWILIGHT vampire novel."

T'POL:"The sensors aren't wrong, Captain. The readings are very strong...and coming from Ensign Mayweather's station."

ARCHER:"So...he's actually...alive?

Impossible."

 

[S'kai]

T'pol: It's a divorce order from your second wife. She's cutting you out, but will maintain "relations" with your other two wives."

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"My bill for medical services is outrageous!!

If I were you...I wouldn't pay it for me!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Travis was so lonely...even staring at decon gel on a wall shelf got him off.