Caption Contest 37: JAFO f/x
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My plan is to stand here, staring blankly, until someone develops my character.
Travis was unaware the mirror in the Glory hole was one way glass.
T'pol: "As Vulcans do not believe in time travel, I fail to see why I should tell the captain about his dog in the future"
Phlox: "Fine I'll get Cmdr Trip to do it"
Archer: "What was that about Admiral Archer's dog and a transporter accident?"
T'Pol: "Run the test again..."
Phlox: "I already ran them three times. It is called herpes, it is an earth virus. Maybe next time you will keep your clothes on during those little sessions of yours with Mr. Tucker."
T'Pol: "I am going to kill him."
Phlox: "Don't worry what you gave him will..."
Lacking any other motivation, Anthony Montgomery settles on a milquetoast smile until the director yells “cut.”
Hoshi: "Aw man, waste of five credits. Worst peep show ever! Thursday was supposed to be Trip's night anyway."
T'Pol: "There you go Doctor, 5 terabytes of holograms, me stripped naked. Now will you cease this blackmail and give me the Trellium-D?"
Phlox: "Blackmail is such a dirty word."
T'Pol: "I do not understand the logic in this, since you insist on a weekly gyno exam and nude jumping jacks with every physical..."
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Phlox: "D'Oh!"
Archer: "You are looking at porn again, aren't you?"
T'Pol: "Incorrect, I am scanning for gaseous anomalies."
Archer: "You just say that, but you just Alt-Tabbed before I came over here. It's impacting on your performance."
T'Pol: "You are mistaken, as you can see, all processor power is diverted to the sensors. The gaseous anomalies..."
Archer: "Yeah, gaseous anomalies. Well the next time you scan for gaseous anomalies, you might want to turn the volume down, it's given Reed an intruder alert in his pants."
Anthony Montgomery attemps to recreate the classic "the monitor is just a window in the door" gag William Shatner did in Airplane II: The Sequel.
T'Pol: Are you the one who ordered over 280 porn movies which included "Big Knockerd Big Bootyed Bisexual Vulcan Vixens" and "The Captain Takes His Logs in the Aft" on the ship's Pay-Per-view?
Phlox: Maybe.
Archer: I forgot to wear pants again didn't I?
T'Pol: You also forgot to put on underwear as well.
Archer (off-camera): Please don't feed the helmsman. He'll only keep begging.
Anthony Montgomery: The fucking dog got more lines than me!
Anthony Montgomery watches from the other side of the glass as the other actors get to actually act.
Archer: T'Pol...I've been around the entire bridge. There isn't any "any" key!
T'Pol: Yes there is. You'll just have to look again.
Archer: And you'll stand next to me in decon instead of anyone else?
T'Pol: Just as soon as you find it.
Archer: Oh boy!
Mayweather (to Reed):
Hoshi: I still don't get your crappy Halloween costume, Travis. What's an "Interocetor"?
Travis: Sigh. Exeter always got respect.
T'Pol: I already know the answer to your math problem. It's 5318008, isn't it.
Phlox: Mr Tucker assured me that one hadn't reached Vulcan yet.
PHLOX IN DECON: "Travis want a cracka?"
"Here, Doctor.
It's the first draft of my novel. It's a story about two aliens on a human spacecraft who have a torrid love affair...repeatedly...in the medical ward."
ARCHER:"Is that Admiral Forrest calling?
Tell him I stepped out for a few days!!!"
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