Caption Contest 30: crouching maco, hidden manatee

[Rat Boy]

CIA Agent Clayton Webb: "Maybe if I do this Marine Corps crap, Sarah will have to take me back!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hayes to Reed.

I found the Captain's strongbox. Looks like a triple-combination maglock. We're gonna have to blow this bitch if we want to get to his stack of porn."

 

[cooleddie74]

ARBOREAL:"Yes, Captain. You...you can put your hands down now.

The Aquatics KNOW Earthmen have five fingers on each hand."

 

[Nerys Myk]

HAYES: And the best thing about our uniforms, if you get therm dirty no one notices. Hell, I've been wearing the same one since we launched.

 

[Captain Crow]

Bakula: Somebody help me! I'm stuck on this mediocre show!

"I'm a D-List Actor... Get Me Out of Here!"

Culp: So how long until my character gets killed off in this show?

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Bakula: It's the 23rd century and there's still not a better way to check my prostrate?!?

 

[Nerys Myk]

STAR TREK: OZ.

 

[Thena]

Hays: "Reed. Get over here. You have to see this?"
Reed: "Where are you?"
Hays: "At the academy, women's quarters, under the steps. They have the new uniforms. MINISKIRTS!"

Good one!

"Hayes to Archer.

I found the missing plotline. And, strangely enough, it involves Ensign Mayweather."

Poor Travis.

CIA Agent Clayton Webb: "Maybe if I do this Marine Corps crap, Sarah will have to take me back!"

You get my vote for bringing my favorite Steven Culp role into the game.

 

[Crazy Eddie]

Councilor: ... and that's what your career looks like after this show is finally cancelled.
Archer: Shhhhit.

Hayes: One to beam up! Quickly! They're about to reboot the franchise!

 

[Rat Boy]

Archer: "Whales? What whales? Oh we got rid of them a long time ago. I hope you're not too upset about it."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Archer: That talking dolphin in there keeps calling me Bridger.

 

[ChristopherPike]

"Hi Les. It's great you could attend our little Executives conference in person for a change...

By now you'll have noticed the tank is starting to fill with raw sewage.

Here's how this negotiation will go:

Do you see how many digits I'm holding up? That's the number of seasons we should've got..."

 

[ChristopherPike]

Major Heyes ducked out of sight, behind a stack of torpedos

"What am I wearing?"

Hesitates, unsure where this is heading

"Er, well I'm a marine... so you know combat fatigues.

You like a guy in uniform, eh? Yes, it is a bit tight actually. Some stubborn white stains here and there..."

Doors to the Armoury hiss open

"Got to go, Lt. Reed's early."

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"I swear...I don't even know WHO THE HELL this George and Gracie are even supposed to be!!!"

"Hayes to Braga.

Quick. If you're gonna kill my ass off, do it NOW. Before Mister Reed tries to grab my butt again."

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"See?

No hair on the palms. It's just an ancient Earth myth to scare and control pubescent boys!!"

 

[Thena]

Archer: That talking dolphin in there keeps calling me Bridger.

Love the SeaQuest reference!

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"Dammit...WHY didn't you all listen to me?!?

You didn't put chlorine in the damn WATER!!!!"

 

[Triskelion]

So...you guys ever change your water?

You guys are at the Bijou? I came to the wrong cinema again.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Archer: That talking dolphin in there keeps calling me Bridger.

Love the SeaQuest reference!

Thanks! I have a soft spot for that piece of 90s "science fact."

Archer: This may not be enough saline for my first officer's implants.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hey...I SAW THAT!!

One of you just went pee-pee in the water!!"

"Hayes to Archer.

I'm in Commander T'Pol's quarters. Preparing to open and sniff around in her panty drawer now."