Caption Contest 30: crouching maco, hidden manatee

[Triskelion]

...Which brings us to the logical conclusion of the last contest. Great job all. Now let's string up:

For explaining why fire and ice always seem to go together, especially when it comes to fan obsession, our winner is...

Trip: "What the HELL! Where did you find pictures like that of me?"
Hoshi: "Someone going by the code name JINX-01. She has thousands of them saved in a PhotoBucket account."
T'Pol off screen behind Hoshi.: "Commander. We need to talk."
Malcolm off screen behind T'Pol.: "Does she have any of me?"
Hoshi: "I never bothered to look."

And for explaining the physics behind one of Starfleet's greatest ship designs (since the Kelvin), we have:

T'POL:"I believe that vessel is the legendary Sombreroprise, Doctor."

PHLOX:"Fascinating design...amazing that she's even spaceworthy!"

TRIP:"It's the William Shatner PEZ Dispenser nacelles that stabilize her. Learned about the ship back in engineering school."

Chop 'Shop Award:

Trip: What the hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the show?!
Hoshi: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Trip: What happened to then?
Hoshi: We passed then.
Trip: When?
Hoshi: Just now. We're at now, now.
Trip: Go back to then!
Hoshi: When?
Trip: Now.
Hoshi: Now?
Trip: Now!
Hoshi: I can't.
Trip: Why?
Hoshi: We missed it.
Trip: When?
Hoshi: Just now.
Trip: When will then be now?
Hoshi: Soon.

*No comment*

Congratulations to SFRabid, Cooleddie74, Mach5 and Skywalker! Cooleddie74 also had 2 caps in the final elimination round, either of which could have been a winner! I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say, get help! I mean, great job! As always. 3 thumbs up CE!



All our winners get:


The last sexy scent you'll ever need!

Redshirt: Smell the burn!


Our next contest asks the question, whose glass is Archer tappin', and what did the Maco see??

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Hurling frequencies open!

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"HEY...that's my wallet, you fat cetacean BASTARDS!!!"

HAYES:"Hayes to Reed.

I got over here first...so you can kiss my tight and toned West Point ass, Limey Boy!! You just got SERVED!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

ARBOREAL:"Great. The Aquatics are NOT going to like this.

They get VERY mad when people put handprints on their windows."

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Arboreal-Xindi (whispers): "You do know they can't hear him through the glass, right? That he's just making a fool of himself?"

Primate-Xindi: "I know".

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"LISTEN TO ME!!!!

You have to pay attention or we're ALL dead!!!!

There...

is...

another...

Sky-wal-KER!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hayes to Enterprise.

I'm safe and aboard their ship. You can send over Ensign Mayweather to just stand around and do nothing now!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Archer hated parties at Dr. Strange's Greenwich Villiage brownstone.

Game over man, GAME OVER!

 

[cooleddie74]

Archer quickly regretted eating the weird brownie with the tiny green flecks in it.

"Hayes here.

I appear to have materialized inside a men's locker room on Fire Island. Tell Mister Reed I now know what his life must be like.

Over and out!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

HAYES: I'm on the crapper. Make it quick.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Hayes (in odd voice): "Er, this is Ensign Tontleroy, calling for security. That's right, security to the mess hall! Its urgent! We need pizza, man, pizza. I know security's good for something..."

Reed (over communicator): "Who is this? What do you want? Stop calling me!"

 

[SFRabid]

Hays: "Reed. Get over here. You have to see this?"
Reed: "Where are you?"
Hays: "At the academy, women's quarters, under the steps. They have the new uniforms. MINISKIRTS!"

 

[SFRabid]

Archer to aquatic: "That's right. I'm tapping on your glass. ... Get over here. ... NOW! ... We need to talk. ... I said now! ... Hey. Stop giving me the finger."

Aboreal: "Captain Archer. That is not his finger."

 

[Middleman]

ARCHER: TRIP! .... T'POL! .... JUST WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING IN THERE?!! .... DO YOU HEAR ME?!!!

 

[Triskelion]

Aroboreal: Wow, those things really do like dog.

Hayes: This is Major Hayes and I'm requesting beamout of this closet.
Reed: I knew it!

 

[Rat Boy]

Archer: "Should they be floating upside down?"

Rex: "Hey, with all the crap that's been going on around Wisteria Lane, you'd be packing heat, too!"

 

[Mistral]

"Captain Archer, I've found the nuclear vessel-and, sir, it's the Enterprise!"

Bree: "I've just about had it with your perverse fantasies!"

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"I loved you guys in the LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hayes to Archer.

I found the missing plotline. And, strangely enough, it involves Ensign Mayweather."

 

[Rat Boy]

Archer: "I've always wanted to say this: 'Oh, the huge manatee!'"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

HAYES: I'm in the bottom of what appears to be a crapper, and its about to be used get me out NOW!.

Archer: "I've always wanted to say this: 'Oh, the huge manatee!'"

Groooaaaannnnn!!!!!