Caption Contest 29: surfin teh interwebs

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"That does it.

My faith in humanity is DEAD."

 

[cooleddie74]

PHLOX:"The concept of this movie confuses me, Mister Tucker.

I understand that time travel is involved...but...

WHY again does the Russian navigator now have curly and blonder hair?"

 

[Skywalker]

Trip: What the hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the show?!
Hoshi: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Trip: What happened to then?
Hoshi: We passed then.
Trip: When?
Hoshi: Just now. We're at now, now.
Trip: Go back to then!
Hoshi: When?
Trip: Now.
Hoshi: Now?
Trip: Now!
Hoshi: I can't.
Trip: Why?
Hoshi: We missed it.
Trip: When?
Hoshi: Just now.
Trip: When will then be now?
Hoshi: Soon.

 

[thedude]

^Winner.

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"The Captain's security cameras are gettin' TOO intrusive. Last night I got to watch myself pee."

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"Is that a weird creature out on the starboard nacelle of the ship?"

PHLOX:"I don't see anything."

T'POL:"Wrong Trek actor, Commander."

 

[Nerys Myk]

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TRIP: I guess we should have told Reed about Hoshi's black belt before we encouraged him to hit on her.

 

[Alrik]

Trip: "Limber, i'nt she?"

Phlox: "Mmmm huh."

 

[Alrik]

Trip: "Ok, ok. I get the Canon Violation thing, but what the hells up with the Sombreros?"

T'Pol: "This is completly illogical. A talking K-9?"

Phlox: "Ruh row."

Trip: "Don't be dissin' my Scooby Doo."

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRIP: Gotta be a mistake, this is the Cool Kids Table.

 

[Tim Thomason]

GUY OVER PHLOX'S RIGHT SHOULDER: I think the movie projector's broken.

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"Sombreroprise?

Damn, those early 21st century computer people did a LOT of drugs didn't they?"

T'POL:"I believe that vessel is the legendary Sombreroprise, Doctor."

PHLOX:"Fascinating design...amazing that she's even spaceworthy!"

TRIP:"It's the William Shatner PEZ Dispenser nacelles that stabilize her. Learned about the ship back in engineering school."

 

[Triskelion]

Trip: But...Twitter?
Hoshi: Captain's orders.

Trip: So that's what a hundred and sixty Klingon asses looks like.
T'Pol: Fascinating.

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"The Captain put Porthos's poop on EBay?

I swear...the guy becomes a hero and thinks everything he's associated with is now GOLD."

T'POL:"Fascinating.

I never realized that that much of the ship's ejectable waste and urine could create a cloud that large and bioluminescent."

 

[cooleddie74]

HOSHI:"The Trek BBS just started a new forum solely for hardcore 'Shippers. And you're the Numero Uno subject."

 

[Nerys Myk]

HOSHI:"The Trek BBS just started a new forum solely for hardcore 'Shippers. And you're the Numero Uno subject."

TRIP: "Yeah, but me and Porthos?????!!!!!"

 

[Skywalker]

Trip: "Alright, let's see if we can get this display workin' agai--oh."
Hoshi: "Wow. Is that...?"
Trip: "Hoshi, you'd better head on back up to the bridge, the Cap'n's prob'ly wonderin' where you are."
Hoshi: "But--"
Trip: "Go away!"

 

[Rat Boy]

The cast discovers that the producers want to introduce the Great Gazoo in order to improve ratings.

 

[cooleddie74]

HOSHI:"The Trek BBS just started a new forum solely for hardcore 'Shippers. And you're the Numero Uno subject."

TRIP: "Yeah, but me and Porthos?????!!!!!"

HOSHI:"What can I say, sir?

Some of those people are FREAKS."

 

[cooleddie74]

HOSHI:"Press Control-Alt-Delete while holding down the space bar.

That usually wipes out Malcolm's gay fan-fic."

T'POL:"Why are you gentlemen staring at Crewman Rostov lighting his own flatulence with a plasma torch?"