Caption Contest 26: sehlat got your tongue

[cooleddie74]

"See, T'Pol?

TOLD you your vegetarian broth farts could clear out an entire room."

PHLOX:"That was an exquisite dinner! The waitress even flirted with me!"

HOSHI:"She wasn't flirting. And that wasn't a restaurant. You didn't get enough rest in your last sleep cycle and went into a strip club."

"Curious.

Who would go so far as to plug their Atari 7800 to our engineering situation monitor?"

HOSHI:"We done here, sir?

I've got a number two on deck that could choke a Klingon TARG."

T'POL:"You referred to it as...a turtle head poking out, I believe."

ARCHER:"JUST GO."

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"When the realtor said it was a 'fixer-upper' he didn't say it needed THIS much work!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: I'm just surprised that a highly trained linguist would mistake a Klingon container labled "Super Glue" for a soft drink.

 

[Rat Boy]

Archer: "No, I haven't noticed my boobs starting to firm up. Why do you ask?"

 

[cooleddie74]

HOSHI:"No, Captain...

That's not MY iPod. And since when do I listen to Hootie and the Blowfish anyways?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"Good job, Commander.

You just broke the Internet."

 

[frenchman]

Trip :"so, T'Pol, i'am in your brain?"
T'Pol :"indeed, commander"
Trip :" uhmmm... pretty empty"

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: Berlitz courses, Ensign?!!

 

[Triskelion]

Hoshi: Now repeat the recording, Captain.
Archer: ¿cómo conseguir mi clarinete pegajoso?
Hoshi: Keep going...
Archer: Hay refrescos y Vídeos de sexo en la sala de la serpiente.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Thanks for the win! Maybe I'd better stop while I'm ahead.

Trip: "Don't go that way. There's a bald dude with a sword through his chest over there."

 

[Mistral]

Trineer: "Berman and Braga promised us colorful, interesting stories. We just have to keep looking!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Hoshi: Well, Captain... hmmm.. what do you have to say?
Archer: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
T'Pol: Yes. That is because she wasn't a woman at all, Captain.

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"WHY did you use up all the remaining minutes on my cell phone, Ensign???"

HOSHI:"It was my mom's birthday. And you and the Subcommander here are cheapskates with the subspace transmitter."

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"This is the afterlife? Heaven???

You'd think after gettin' offed by forehead-aliens-of-the-week that wouldn't scare Porthos I'd deserve more than THIS."

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRIP: The fog in San Francisco has gotten worse since I went through Starfleet Training.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

T'Pol: Are you still dreaming of a white Christmas, Commander?

Trip: Shut up.

 

[Mistral]

Hoshi: " Suuuuuuuurrrreeee it's a sonic screwdriver. No, really, Captain, we believe you! And you were just slipping it into your back pocket. Riiiiigggghhhtttttt...but, y'know, these jumpsuits don't have back pockets..."

 

[Mistral]

T'Pol: "I'd heard Electronic Battleship was a bit harder than the original but this is ridiculous!"

 

[cooleddie74]

The notorious Epic Fail virus hit Enterprise so hard, all the ship's community message boards reverted to arguments about the Earth Minister Nathan Samuels being gay.

 

[cooleddie74]

HOSHI:"T'Pol and I warned you getting a cell with prepaid minutes was going to be a mistake, sir. Don't come whining to us NOW."