Caption Contest #259 "Well, Well, What's all this then?"

[MANT!]

Here we go again, just in time for the weekend..

THE WINNERS!!

ARCH WHITING: Can you believe it? We get to work with John Drew Barrymore!
JANET MacLACHLAN: Yeah, about that...

"... your dress is all wrinkled, and they trimmed your hair uneven in the back."

Henoch's evil knew no bounds.

Scotty: "Och, I was afraid of this. Antimatter tribbles."

UHURA: Is this...Plomeek?
SPOCK: Uh, yeah. Plomeek. That's what it is.

No photochops this time.. but lots of fun coming up..

And from the following website..
http://www.angelfire.com/fl/sapringer/TOILETREK.html

the following chop to caption..

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Sorry for your loss....wanna have sex?

woman sobs

KIRK: Too soon?

SHATNER: What's with the outfits?

NIMOY: Miss Ball's on set today. She thinks we're still making the Untouchables.

SPOCK: Homina! Homina! Homina!...screw that no emotions BS!

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Knowing she was next in line for the fatal embrace of Captain Kirk, the redskirt furtively made for the door.

Kirk: "I thought you said this thing was set on stun."
Spock: "Did I? I may have been mistaken."

Spock: "This is, most definitely, a Polaroid moment."

Kirk: "We have got to put in a second shower on this ship."

 

[LeadHead]

Aurelan: THEY'RE HERE! THEY'RE HERE! PLEASE KEEP THEM AWAY!

Kirk: I'll protect you, don't worry.

Aurelan: Let me rephrase: Get out.

Spock: I would avoid sudden movements, Captain. The safety device on this weapon is-

Spock's gun goes off

Kirk: Well, don't worry too much about it Spock. Maybe those nuns were packing.

Spock: Oh, please don't go near Jame T. Kirk.

Chekov was the lucky one, he wasn't here.

 

[Captain Crow]

Spock: Captain, the murderer left a floater.

Scotty: What the hell was the murderer? An elephant?

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: According to these readings, I have concluded that it was Colonel Mustard in the Living Room with the Candlestick.

Aurelan cries

Kirk: Spock, she never even got a turn.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Spock: "Me Tarzan You Jane, get in bed"

 

[T'Girl]

Aurelan: " ... and when I saw that he was going to be wearing ORANGE slacks to take me dancing, I killed him Jim, I just had to kill him."

 

[Redfern]

Mant, I just noticed something. Each week you share with us 4 images, 3 from the original series and a fourth from the Filmation cartoon. But you're carrying it a step further, aren't you? Those first 3 images represent the first second and third season of the series.

Nice symmetry!

Sincerely,

Bill

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Yeoman Jamal (thinking): "Oh, Christ! What the hell did I just walk in on?!"

 

[Captain Crow]

McCoy: How on earth did you manage to do this?

Orange Andy, muffled: Well you see I was chasing this big mutha truckin' rat and I followed it into this air vent and... well... I... kinda got stuck.

Aurelan, screaming: DID HE GET IT?! DID HE GET IT?!

Orange Andy, muffled: I'll give you 20 quatloos if you tell her I did.

McCoy: 40.

Orange Andy, muffled: 35.

McCoy: Deal. Yup, he got it!

 

[T'Girl]

Aurelan: " ... and then he insisted on displaying his collection of gay sex toys right out in the open for everyone to see, there on the shelf beyond your first officer."

Spock: "Doctor, don't you have some of these objects on display in sickba ...?"

McCoy (interupting): " Uhhh ... Jim we have to ... uhh ... get this man to the ship immediately ... yeah that it, the ship."

 

[Maurice]

BONES: He looks nothing like you.
KIRK: Wait for the insert shot.

SHATNER: What did you call this script, again?
NIMOY: "The Unmentionables".

SPOCK: A skins bikini is most illogic...yowza.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: McCoy quick,hand me the Polaroid!

 

[Nerys Myk]

CSI: DENEVA

 

[jep]

Zarabeth: "Ponn Farr me, baby!"

Spock: "Uh... oh wow, would you look at the time! I gotta go. Uh, McCoy!! "She" is all yours."


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[UFO]

Kirk: Mine keeps pulling to the left.

Spock: Fascinating.

Spock: Oh, so it’s not just me. It actually is getting warm in here …

Kirk: I don't think sensor readings will be necessary Spock.

 

[UFO]

Bones: There are strange markings on his back. Spock, can you take a look?

Spock: ... just when I'm about to get to the next level! ... Er, yes of course doctor.

 

[Nerys Myk]

AURELAN: He just saw the hotel bill!!!!

KIRK: Should have gone with Priceline.

 

[UFO]

Peter Kirk: What does a kid have to do to get some attention around here?