Caption Contest #258 "THATS NOT RIGHT!!"

[MANT!]

Had some PC issues so I lost the links for my "Winners" banners

Hope someone can help me out with the replacements..

so might I Present..

THE WINNERS

Kirk: "Spock, have you noticed something strange? Everyone's got phasers except you and me."

Redshirt: "You two shut up and keep walking. We'll see who gets killed first on this mission."

Spock: We lied! You won't have interesting adventures! They will be as dull as this episode! Get out now!

Kirk: "In America, you can always find a hooker.
Chekov: "Yes, but in Russia, hooker always find you."

Kirk: "Trust me, Bones, this is the best brothel in the galaxy! Anything goes here! Except...no kissing."
McCoy: "Dammit!!"

And Now may I present..

THE PHOTOSHOPPER AWARD

CONRAD: Okay, funtime is over. Get back to your own set!

Now On to the Next!

remember keep it PG 13!

 

[Nerys Myk]

REDSHIRT: So ladies, come here often?

BLUESKIRTS: We're on a space ship, genius. What do you think?

SPOCK: See? Its a bird!

KIRK: You all seeing that?

SCOTTY: Aye.

KIRK: So, it's not the LDS then.

UHURA: Pigeons....IN SPACE!!!!!!!

 

[Bones_McCoy21]

Mira: Oh no not the giant light bugs again!

 

[T'Girl]

Voice Over: "We've replaced the fine coffee the food slot usually dispenses, with Mugatu urine, let see if they notice.

"... your dress is all wrinkled, and they trimmed your hair uneven in the back."

Henoch's evil knew no bounds.

Spock: "They're going to attack."
Scotty: "And I'm the only one wearing a red shirt."
Kirk: "Don't worry, you're a main character."
McCoy: "They'll just have to kill someone else."
Lab Tech: "Ahh shit."

Savage Curtain, alternate version.

Uhura: "What a pleasure to met you President Clinton."

 

[david lowbridge]

REDSHIRT: So how about that I see you tonight? Say when I get back from this away mission with the captain?
Woman on the Left: I tell you what, if you'll survive, I'll have your kids.

SPOCK: See, Vulcans can smile, it isn't easy not to smile all the time. You think it would be, but it isn't. This reminds me of a time
Woman (thinking): God he's started again, I'll never shut him up now. Why can't he do this on camera?

Spock: How many lights are there Captain?
Kirk: There are four lights!
Scotty: Actually sir, I think ther's ten.

UHURA: I silt the youghut on me so people would see my giraffe like neck.

 

[Maurice]

CREWMAN: Girls, you only need one cup.

HENOCH/SPOCK: And in our android bodies, snoo-snoo will require metric threaded bolts.
THALASSA/MULHALL: Will you stop at nothing?

MIRA: Twinkle twinkle lil Zetar, how I wonder what the $%^& you are.

UHURA: Is this...Plomeek?
SPOCK: Uh, yeah. Plomeek. That's what it is.

 

[Bob Karo]

Redshirt: The new landing party rotation was just posted. Listen, we all know I'm probably not coming back tomorrow. How's about making my last night a fun one?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Redshirt: "That wouldn't happen to be a Connect Four Rubicks Cube board, would it?"

Blueskirt: "It's Boggle Battleship, you buffoon."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, MANT!

Spock: "Naw, that's just when I'm working! Off duty, I'm a real hepcat!"

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Spock: "Do you like The Village People? Y---M--C-- no, wait a minute. Y---M-- no, wait. Y---"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Redshirt: "Pardon me, ladies, but if you're not going to be using the Orgasmatron, do you mind if I move it over to my table?"

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

"Color-safe bleach, Sulu? You call this COLOR-SAFE BLEACH???!!???"

 

[jep]

Mullhall: "And you did this ... "fisting" ... thing with Rand?"

Spock: "Yep... all the way up to here."


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[jep]

"Damn it Chekov, I told you to stop popping your zits around me!"


.

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Scotty: "Och, I was afraid of this. Antimatter tribbles."

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Staggeringly drunk redshirt: "All together now, girls, here we go, okay? Be-yooooond the rim of the star-liiiiiiight..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Sweet Spock. You get the DJ gig at Chekov's birthday party.

 

[UFO]

Crewman: Hi dollface, I love how you’ve turned your uniform into a shirt.

Henock: Sorry, but for some reason I don’t feel like having sex for the next seven years.

Kirk: Bones, your Christmas decorations still need a little work!

Uhura: For this recipe, first you have to separate the white from the yolk, like this ...

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY(o.c.): As I doctor, I'm more concerned with the hole in your chest rather than the stain on your uniform.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk (OS): "That's...that's mayonnaise, right?"
Uhura: "Of course, it's mayonnaise!"
Kirk: "I know! I knew that!"