Caption Contest #259 "Well, Well, What's all this then?"

[Vassa]

Spock: Hey Scotty!! Come check out this old Wii console I found!

 

[Isis]

The TOS-Beach Blanket Bingo crossover was not well received.

 

[Isis]

Gym salesperson (OS): "Yes, Mr. Spock, the stationary bike is a fascinating concept. But no, none of you will be trying it this visit."

 

[Mistral]

Zarabeth: "Yeah, I know, but there aren't any push-up bras in this era!"

 

[TrickyDickie]

Kirk: "Does Han Solo have the Maltese Falcon all ready to go?"

Spock: "That's the Millennium Falcon."

Kirk: "Not in these clothes."

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Zarabeth: "Who knows how long this accursed caption contest will last? Let's just get on with enjoying life."

 

[T'Girl]

Shatner:
"Ha, wardrobe department put this actress in a catsuit,
no one in the future will be wearing catsuits."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "Strange. The longer I stay in this time period, the more emotional responses I am experiencing. For example, I am finding the way you refer to your loincloth as your "flip-up" quite endearing."