Caption Contest #258 "THATS NOT RIGHT!!"

[Maurice]

ARCH WHITING: Can you believe it? We get to work with John Drew Barrymore!
JANET MacLACHLAN: Yeah, about that...

Saturday Night Rigellian Fever!!!

CHAPEL: I see a Rhinocerous.
UHURA: It's NOT a Rorshach Blot!

 

[Redfern]

Maurice, if your Barrymore "zinger" doesn't win, there's something seriously wrong with the judging process!

Sincerely,

Bill

 

[Isis]

Crewman: "If it's yellow, but it's on the table with the urinalysis machine, it's not lemonade."

Nimoy's first try at a "live long and prosper" hand gesture left something to be desired.

Uhura learned the hard way that one shouldn't walk too close to a mugatu with a cold.

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Spock, I realize you find the Fourth of July 'fascinating,' but next time I think you should leave the fireworks to the professionals--I'm a bit underwhelmed by these."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Redshirt: "Say, Karen...you know those photos we took last night? How angry would you be if they somehow...accidentally and completely unintentionally...got posted on Spacebook?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Redshirt Ron: You ladies haven't by any chance seen the two urine samples I was suppose to give Doctor McCoy have you?

Uhura: Let me get this straight. You Filmation idiots can put white goo on me but can't be bothered to put white in my eyes.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Scotty: FREEBIRD!!!

 

[Methos]

Mullhall: "Spock, are you wearing Nurse Chapel's lipstick?"

M

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Them tribbles blowed up real good.

 

[Vassa]

It's this year's model Sybian and as for dinner and a movie? I'll be busy, sorry.

 

[Disruptor]

REDSHIRT: "I'm going on an away mission in 4 hours. How about a three-some, ladies?

BLUESKIRT: "Why would we agree to that?"

REDSHIRT: "Don't condemned men get a last resquest?"

Spock would only reveal his inner silliness around Charlie X's faceless victim.

KIRK: Can you see that? The lights are spelling something!

SCOTTY: What's it say, Captain?

KIRK: "James Kirk is a Pimp!"

UHURA: Dammit! This is mayonnaise! I asked for 'Miracle Whip!'

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win!

Redshirt: Why is it that we say we work in Engineering but we really work in a lab?

Spock: So then Garfield knocks Odie off the table and eats lasagna...

Philip J Fry: Whoa, it's like that drug trip I saw in that movie when I was on that drug trip!

The animators spilled wite out on the Animated Series more often than you thought.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Scotty: "Och! Borgas frat Argelian light bulbs! 'Fifty percent off,' my arse!"

 

[Finn]

Scotty: Aye, I shouldn't have drank the whole bottle this morning...

Kirk: We see them too

Scotty: Good heavens.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Scotty: "Aye, what a bonnie lass! Just touching her hand, I see fireworks!"