Caption Contest 25: lurking, smirking, captain kirking

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"Fine. SHOOT ME.

But they're gonna find my body with my pants down and your lipstick ring around my johnson."

"...and then they found her lipstick ring imprinted around his johnson."

 

[cooleddie74]

"I think I've found the remedy, Doctor.

Here.

In the Risan Medical Database of Runny and Sticky Wang Infections."

 

[Rat Boy]

Archer: "Wait 'til they get a load of me."

 

[cooleddie74]

"...and then Al told me Ziggy said there was a 97.8% probability our final episode will suck balls.

But if it means I leap home...we do it."

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

"...and then Al told me Ziggy said there was a 97.8% probability our final episode will suck balls.

But if it means I leap home...we do it."

Finally! Have a safe trip home, Sam!...

 

[cooleddie74]

"How much more of this inane dinner conversation do I have to put up with, Al?

This English armory officer's a total dick. When do I leap?!?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Doctor...come here. Look at this.

According to this file from nine years ago I found in the Rigellian medical database, the rockin' pneumonia DOES have a higher mortality rate than the boogie-woogie blues."

 

[MajorReed]

Someone was doing too good of a job under Archer's table

 

[John Picard]

Archer {watching the viewer} "Oooh, wash those suds off, you surly Vulcan. This shower peephole cam was a great idea."

T'Pol: "You may proceed to 'trim my bush'."

Tucker: "Erm...This isn't what I meant."

 

[Triskelion]

Wait'll they find out I switched the diet coke with lemon diet coke.

 

[cooleddie74]

"I don't have the heart to tell T'Pol her Vulcan herbal teas taste like donkey piss."

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"Now, Commander.

DO IT.

Prune the plants before the vernal equinox...or else I will render you unconscious."

 

[Nerys Myk]

BAKULA: Seven year run they said. Then a series of movies. Yeah, right!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Serves Starfleet right...ending our mission three years too early!

Spoiler: movie spoilery caption

I hope that in about a hundred years a time-traveling, pissed-off Romulan with facial tattoos travels back in a giant octopus ship and tries to change history! THAT'LL show 'em!"

[naughty, naughty, cooleddie. --HR]

 

[MajorReed]

I can't read this...no one must know I can't read simple words. NO ONE.

 

[cooleddie74]

"I've been sent a special, private subspace message.

Someone on Risa wants to know if I would like my lover's penis to be larger."

 

[Voyager]

Computer Voice: hello you have 3 unread Kittehs...do you wish to open them?

T'Pol: what would this be?

Computer: a subspace e-mail you twat...

T'Pol: ...

 

[NathanielM]

Computer Voice: You got mail!

T'Pol: <sighing> Damn AOL, the only company that survived the twenty-first century wars.

T'Pol: <gasping at she sees nude pictures of Archer, Trip and another crewman in a weird orgy> ... EEWWWW.

 

[Voyager]

T'Pol goes through her unread emails

T'Pol: *muttering to her self* spam...spam...spam...spam...spam...spam...porn...more sp--hello whats this...

Computer: congrats you just won 2,000 cases of...click link to see prise

*T'Pol clicks link*

Computer: VIAGRA!


T'pol: wow...tripp must have some issues in bed...

 

[cooleddie74]

"Curious.

A prince on New Nigeria Colony wants to know if I want to get in on his pyramid scheme."