Caption Contest 21: The Spanish Acquisition

[Toban Kal]

Ooh, Sorry Crewman, I thought this toilet was done being cleaned.

 

[Toban Kal]

I'm looking captain, but I still can't find it.
Archer (off camera): Keep going trip. The end of this caption contest has to be somewhere.

 

[cooleddie74]

"This'll keep her out cold...at least until I can wipe my DNA off all their chins..."

PHLOX:"Have you found it yet, Commander?"

TRIP:"Nope. Not a trace.

But even this ship is only SO big. The end of this stupid contest has gotta be around here SOMEWHERE, y'know."

 

[cooleddie74]

PORTHOS:"Touch me...and I bark RAPE."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: It's not what it looks like!

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"For the LAST damn time...there is no Deck 78!!!


GO AWAY!!!"

 

[Triskelion]

Trip: Somebody cookin' bourbon and beans down here?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: He's dead, Jim.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Dammit, Jim...I'm a doctor...

not a participant in a really, really shitty holographic recreation!"

 

[cooleddie74]

CLINT HOWARD FERENGI:"I don't know...what do you think Ulis would want us to do with this creature? I'm sure as hell not going to be the one who finds out if you can eat it, train it or mate with it!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "What does it mean, 'Valentine to the fans?'"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Trinneer: Sorry fellas, they're going with Frakes and Sirtis.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Must be all those holo-melons..."

 

[cooleddie74]

CLINT HOWARD FERENGI: "Look at the bright side.

At least it'll be a better experience than your marriage...in ALL sorts of ways."

 

[Mistral]

"Captain! I found the end of the caption contest! It's right-oh, crap, wrong forum! Never mind!"

 

[Mach5]

McCoy: He's dead, Jim.

FTW!!!

 

[Triskelion]

Must...stop...captioning!

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

^^ Best. Caption. Ever.

Suitable for framing.