Caption Contest 21: The Spanish Acquisition

[Toban Kal]

What is it boy? captain trapped in a quantum well?

 

[Toban Kal]

Archer(off camera): Oh, God...that hurt.
Trip: Ouch. Well look at it this way captain, by 2265 who's going to remember any of this?

( a joke for those really in the know)

 

[cooleddie74]

"Anyone down there got some Wet Naps and a can of Lysol?

DON'T ask."

 

[cooleddie74]

CLINT HOWARD FERENGI:"This is pointless!

Either take it to put on the ship or fuck it. Either way, just get to it! We're running out of time!!"

 

[Toban Kal]

Look at those ears.
I know, they're beautiful.
I think I'm in love.
I saw him first.

 

[Toban Kal]

As soon as he saw his co-stars, Porthos regretted signing up for the latest spin off Star Trek: Lassie in Space

 

[cooleddie74]

PORTHOS:"I've seen that look before, perverts.

Just a warning...if YOU bite? I BITE."

 

[cooleddie74]

"This is the WORST game o' Marco Polo I've ever played.

If you ain't gonna be serious about this, Travis...I'm quittin'!!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Trip: "Gravity? What the hell are you talking abou-!!!" *THUD*

Trip: "T'pol, help me think of a caption for this pic or I'll phaser you into next week."

Porthos: "So... wanna have a threesome?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Can someone toss up a bucket and a sponge?

NOW?"

"I sure hope this works on a Vulcan.

Otherwise, I'm gonna be havin' to explain why a Vulcan kid has MY nose."

PORTHOS:"Meh.

Whatever.

Just make it fast. And sexy."

 

[Shatmandu]

Tucker: "Note to self: a little roofie goes a long way."

 

[Mistral]

"I was climbing to the pool on the upper deck-who was the wiseguy that flipped the picture over?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Is it over yet?

Did...did Phlox finish clippin' his toenails or not? I gotta be able to eat later on...so nobody lie to me, okay?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"My plan is FOOLPROOF.

Unless she starts asking why her jaw hurts so much. Then she might take DNA scans."

 

[USS Gettysburg]

Trip: TRAVIS! WHERE THE H*** IS THAT SWEET SPOT!?!?

 

[John Picard]

Tucker: "HEY! Y'all wanna keep it down? I'm *trying to sleep*."







*** FORTY-FIVE MINUTES LATER ***

Tucker: "...worse than a buncha damned teenagers. Sleep tight."

 

[Triskelion]

Y'all's doin' it wrong.

Trip to Captain. Walk-Around-In-Your-Underwear Tuesday is ready to begin!

We must find the secret of his fantastic breath!
Well, he licks himself a lot, and drinks from the toilet.
Alright then. Who's first?

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Trip:[thinking]Ceiling cat is watching you.

1st Ferengi: "That little thing gives great umox with its tougne"
2nd Ferengi: "You Sick Fuck"

 

[jgdst]

Trip: Gee, I hope next time I do something like this, I don't connect two wires together and blow myself up in a completely senseless and unnecessary holodeck recreation.

 

[jgdst]

Trip: Hot damn! It worked! It actually worked! I'll be in my bunk!

TEN MINUTES LATER

Archer: TRIP! Get down here NOW!
Trip: In the MIDDLE of my BACKSWING?!