Caption Contest 20: @#$%&* Coworkers!

[Toban Kal]

Archer: WEEEeeeeeeeeeeelllll let me just lean over and see what's going on here.
Travis: You do know T'pol's not checking your ass out, right?
Archer: Shut up, a man can dream

Having invented the pocket sized tractor beam Charles just couldn't resist an evening "on the pull"

This is the contract, sign it and put the money in my account and next week Archer will have a small "accident" with a plasma manifold.

 

[Alyssa]

Archer: You know I really wish they'd hurry up and make the uniforms velour, this polyester jumpsuit's really starting to ride me.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Stop uploading two-girls-one-cup on your console, Travis.

There's time for that mess in your quarters. Later."

"Be VEWWWWWY quiet, T'Pol.

I'm huntin' boobies."

"As you can see, Subcommander, the fix is in...as Earthmen would say.

Your captain takes a dive in Round 2. I win. You get the cure for your ailment."

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"This has got to be the most overcomplicated hibachi I've ever seen."

 

[Alyssa]

Archer: Okay Travis which one of these buttons makes T'Pol and Hoshi grease up and wrestle.

 

[cooleddie74]

TRAVIS:"What does it mean, sir, when the console flashes 'SELF DESTRUCT INITIATED'?"

 

[Alrik]

"It is out of my control Subcommander. As you can see right here, it states that this Caption Contest is set to go on and on."

 

[cooleddie74]

"As you can clearly see from your contract, Subcommander...you are REQUIRED under penalty of law to wear idiotic makeup and skin-tight catsuits for the first two years of your assignment aboard Enterprise. Sorry. But as the Earthmen can be fond of saying...rules are rules."

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"Nice.

But MY pair are better. And can fit in a mouth."

 

[Alrik]

TRAVIS:"Yes sir, this is my best 'mean face', why do you ask?"

Archer: "Never mind Travis, nice work....Hoshi, next time we in a hostile situation and I call 'on screen', please make sure its a tight shot on me." *muttering* "Get our asses kicked cuz they think we're a bunch of wussy ass bitches...not on my watch."

Travis: *under his breath*"Tight shot on him? We'll end up getting our asses kicked cuz they think we're a bunch of wussy ass bitches."

 

[Alrik]

TRIP:"No they're not pierced. Are YOURS???"

 

[cooleddie74]

TRAVIS:"This ISN'T a Hot Cycle, sir.

Take your leg down and stop pumping the handlegrip."

 

[cooleddie74]

"You don't believe in ghosts?

Figures.

You Vulcans wouldn't believe in a handsome Southern boy slidin' his tongue up and down the inside of your thighs if he slid up and down inside your thighs!"

 

[Triskelion]

Ok, smoke 'em if you got 'em, people.

 

[Toban Kal]

As he arrested the alien Agent Murry had a flashback to his youth involving flashing lights and and very cold anal probe.