Caption Contest 20: @#$%&* Coworkers!
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TOLARIS:"This waives me of any and all legal responsibilities if you should suffer a t'lokan schism. Or soil yourself during a meld session.
My group got burned on dry cleaning costs after the notorious Scat Incident of 2146.
I'm sure you understand."
"You slam on the gas when I yank on the panel handle, Travis.
Maybe between the two of us we'll get this stupid dashboard fuse cover off."
"You got a license to carry those things, Subcommander?
He he he...
Just a little juvenile human body humor. Nothin' personal.
Now come over here and press those puppies against my face."
ARCHER:"Those two little air fans up there ever do anything?"
TRAVIS:"Nope."
ARCHER:"Like console...like helmsman, huh?"
Archer:"I don't know if we should take a left at Alpha Centari or a right.....let me take a look at my Garmin UPS (tm)....."
Hoshi:"Oh, for the love of...."
T'Pol:"Not again."
Travis, gritted teath:"Coordinance sir?"
Trip singing:"And you, you light up my life, you give me hope..."
T'Pol:"Is that the best you can do?"
Manager:"We have changed the oil and filter, completed the 27 point chassis lube and filled the washer fluid. We DO recommend that at this time you rotate your tires and it wouldn't be a bad idea to change the serpentine belt."
Customer:"Does that cost extra?"
Manager:"Why didn't I take that job at Radio Shack."
TRAVIS:"Can you stop dry-humping my right shoulder, sir?
I know you haven't gotten any since we visited Risa...but...come ON."
"Guy named Don Knotts back here sez this place is haunted. Sez the electronic organ plays by itself every night at 2300 hours.
Wanna stay overnight and check it out?"
Trip: "Well, of course I'm lookin' at 'em! I only got one light and it only shows so much..."
"They put an 'Oh, shit!' handle on the helm. Brilliant! You'd think they'd have installed seatbelts."
"But sir, that would have put the jiggly-camera operators out of work and this is, after all, a union house."
"You're right, of course. I should have realized a fractured skull was less important than employment quotas. How silly of me."
Archer: What's the problem?
Mayweather: *stares*
Sato: "Sir, he is only being paid to say "Yes, Sir" or "Aye, sir". You need to ask a question that warrants either response".
Trip: "Damn, now I get why all those people on CSI process a crime scene without turning on the lights. I can see more and better this way".
ARCHER:"Dammit, Travis...take your foot off the accelerator!
You're flooding it!!!"
TRIP:"Y'know...a couple hundred years ago back on Earth, some women would have killed to get a pair like those. And some could use theirs to make imprints off the funny pages."
TRAVIS:"A little Speed Stick, sir?
Seriously.
Nothing personal, but it's like a wolverine crawled up one of your holes and died."
TOLARIS:"See?
You get Mario to the top to rescue the little human princess from the large, angry Terran primate. But first you have to avoid being struck by the wooden containers that have been set rolling in your direction."
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