Caption Contest 10: Local Hero Sandwich

[Alyssa]

Trip: "So what exactly is the logic behind carvin' giant statues of dead folks?"
T'Pol: "I...well..."
Trip: "Aha!"

LOL!! Sooooooooo funny

 

[Atavachron]

Trip: "They're called bishops and they move diagonally. I thought Vulcans played 3D chess..."

Atavachron

 

[Rat Boy]

Archer: "Please don't say it."

T'Pol: "Oh the humanity?"

 

[Skywalker]

Two disasters for the price of one!

 

[Rat Boy]

Archer: "What's with everyone's need to upstage me?"

 

[Skywalker]

Federation Historical Image #47: Depicting a giant bag of hot air and the Hindenberg.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Archer (to the crew behind him): Don't tell them about the changes to the Enterprise bridge. These folks are from the Trekbbs and they're prone to lynching.

 

[Rat Boy]

History had trouble figuring out if "Zero Hour" was a bigger disaster than the Hindenburg, though "These Are The Voyages" had both beat easily.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

ZIP!
Archer: Okay, how'd you guys know I was a big fan of the Police Academy movies?

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: How can I follow this guy? I've a feeling stories about being held prisoner and my hot XO ain't gonna cut it.

 

[Triskelion]

holy crap!This page -

Trip, launch the flying pig on my mark....

Damn, we still messed up the timeline! They still let fat people wear corduroy jeans on dirigibles!

 

[Skywalker]

This has to be the strongest batch of captions yet.

 

[cooleddie74]

"OH, THE HUMANOID-ITY!!!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"Let's be extra slow and quiet...okay?

I saw somethin' like this in that old-timey movie about Atreyu and that book...if them statues see us, we're dead!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"See, Trip?

I told you if we offered free hot dogs and punch we'd get a better turnout!"

 

[Rat Boy]

T'Pol: "We won it in a card game."

 

[Rat Boy]

Tucker: "You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you, goddamn you all to hell!"

T'Pol: "Get ahold of yourself."

 

[Triskelion]

Trip: So what did New York get in return?
T'Pol: We agreed that all Vulcans wear "I Heart NY" T shirts and beer helmets whenever we are there.
Trip: Worth it.

 

[SFRabid]

Archer - "I don't understand. Trip has a big line on the left. Malcolm has a big line on the right. T'Pol has a huge gathering in the back. Why are they more popular than me?"

Agent- "They are not charging $135 for their autographs."

T'Pol - "This is Odlid, ancient god of pleasure."

Trip - "Haven't I seen a replica of that statue in your room on the ship?"

T'Pol - "Yes. One of your engineers is working on it now. She is trying to improve the battery life."

 

[John Picard]

Choosing winners is already going to be a tough job!

Don't say boobies don't say boobies don't say boobies....

Oh lord. I damn near cried from laughing so hard at this.