Caption Contest 10: Local Hero Sandwich

[SFRabid]

Though embarrassed by his loss of control Archer could not help but be proud that one of his farts could push the crowd back 40 feet.

Trip - "I don't understand. Vulcans are vegetarians but everywhere we go I see nothing but desert. Where do you grow food?"

T'Pol - "We don't. It all comes from Mexico and Chili."

 

[cooleddie74]

FORREST:"I hate to burst your bubble, Jonathan...but...most of these people came here for the Stones concert an hour or so ago."

TRIP:"WOWWWWW...

You guys worshipped Pink Floyd TOO?"

 

[Captain Leslie]

And for my next impresion...Charlton Heston!

Trip; So did Freud's work ever reach Vulcan then/

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRIP: Real impressive. Now lets go back to your place and shag.

 

[jgdst]

*stone cold silence*
Archer: Wasn't he supposed to be greeting us? How ru... oh. Ohhh. Anyone for Ding Dong The President's Dead?

Trip: No way!
T'Pol: Yes.
Trip: Did he ju...
T'Pol: Yes...
Trip: Well, I can kinda see where he's hiding it now... Look at the steam he's caused!
T'Pol: Invigorating, isn't it?

 

[Mistral]

"Oh,good job, Travis! Of course, some wheels would have been helpful. How are we going to get this out of here now?"

 

[Mistral]

"Yeah, well, this aint bad but Mt. Rushmore is a lot cooler."

T'Pol: "Trip, the artistic merits of-" "No,you misunderstand. Mt. Rushmore is a lot cooler. I'm sweating my balls off right now!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"...and I'd like to introduce you all to someone who I think is gonna shake up the Starfleet Command hierarchy with her maverick, common sense ways...

Sarah Xindi!"

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"...I thought you said these were statues of monkeys.

Damn. You got my hopes and funnybone up for nothin'."

 

[Pensive]

TRIP: I knew these looked familiar-- have you seen Mortal Kombat?

 

[bintak]

I forgot my lines!

King to Queen's four......

 

[Skywalker]

Archer: "It's an honor to be standing here before all of you today. You know, I'm reminded of something my father once told me..."
Trip (off-screen): "Oh, God, there he goes..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Archer: "Travis...were you aware there was a witch below us when we landed?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Would this be the worst time to mention the parking meter on the shuttlepod space expired twenty minutes ago?"

TRIP:"WOW.

Vulcan had Masons and Shriners too?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRIP: Y'all are in to Vomit?????

T'POL: Ya gotta listen to the lyrics, man!

 

[Rat Boy]

 

[Nerys Myk]

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ARCHER: TRAVIS!!!!!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Thanks...but I wanted sans serif scripting on that.


Asshole."

 

[Rat Boy]

Archer: "And by the way ladies and gentlemen, just so you know, Trip is a dick."

 

[Triskelion]

Archer: Trip!
T'Pol: Trip isn't here, Captain. He's...uh...somewhere else.

T'Pol: It was a gift from France.