"JERK???
Technically I'm a pussy thank you VERY much..."
T'POL:"This is a monument to the man who taught the Vulcan people the intrinsic value of turning up loud music when you do not wish to have to listen to somebody else talk..."
Caption Contest 10: Local Hero Sandwich
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"JERK???
Technically I'm a pussy thank you VERY much..."
T'POL:"This is a monument to the man who taught the Vulcan people the intrinsic value of turning up loud music when you do not wish to have to listen to somebody else talk..."
Archer: "Why is it every time I make a goddamn speech some asshole flies that banner overhead?"
ALL: "Then, stop making that goddamn speech!"
Trip: "Call it coincidence."
Archer: "Why is it every time I make a goddamn speech some asshole flies that banner overhead?"
Archer: "Well, you'd better book it for later in the season, too, buster."
Trip: "You mean your non-speech at the end of These Are the Voyages...?"
Archer: "At the end of what?"
Archer: "Oh for heaven's sake!"
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ARCHER: TRAVIS!!!!!!!!
Travis: It wasn't me Captain!
Archer: Well if it wasn't you, that only leav....
KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!2132"
Soong: Stop captioning or the fat guy gets expressed!
Fat guy: Hey, did you play Data or Lore? I can't tell.
That looks like Paramount's logo -- bastards!
Trip: So this is what Easter Island was looking at?
T'Pol: My people visited Earth many times before you were aware.
Trip: So you land on Easter Island?
T'Pol: To avoid cultural contamination, of course.
Trip: Must of had some contact then.
T'Pol: Trip, I am your sister.
Soong: Strap him down, boys.
Fat guy: Why...why E-Blonde...why...??
Soong: Strap him down, boys.
Fat guy: Why...why E-Blonde...why...??
E-Blonde: It would be illogical to withold something funny.
Fat guy: What makes you think your caption is funny?
E-Blonde: I meant your expression.
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ARIK SOONG:"One more step, Lumberg...and your employee who invented the Jump-to-Conclusions game mat gets it."
Archer: "Trip who the hell wrote "El Barto" on the Shuttle?"
Archer: "Oh, for heaven's sake!"
Atavachron
Since this contest ended nearly a week ago, I think it's time for us to get poor Dr. Lucas out of the line of fire. 
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