Can Data pinch a loaf?

[Jonas Grumby]

McCOY: "Captain Merrick was at the Academy with you, wasn't he, Jim?"

KIRK: "Yes. He washed out in his fourth year. He failed a psycho-simulator test. All it takes is a split-second of indecision."

SPOCK: "The 'Golden Showers' scenario?"

KIRK: "Most likely."

 

[JoeZhang]

Yeah - they visit a new planet and find out that friendship is promoted by curling one out. There is a diplomatic incident because the S1 jumpsuits don't allow for that kind of "friendship" to be displayed without help...

"number one beam to the planet and take a number two".

 

[Sephiroth]

"Number one, i order you to take a number two"-Beavis as Capt Picard

 

[cooleddie74]

"Captain...my alien opponent down on the planet's surface defeated me in the contest because he had eaten an entire helping of his world's native tree nuts beforehand..."

 

[Mark_Nguyen]

Data is fully functional, and programmed in multiple techniques of pleasure. Of COURSE he'd have an anus.

Mark

 

[cooleddie74]

His turds smell like bakery-fresh cinnamon rolls.

 

[Sephiroth]

the question is not weather data can pinch a loaf, its weather he gets dingleberries

 

[Angel Ruse]

Well, if he gets dingleberries, I'm sure they aren't a problem. Remove the emotion chip, stick your hand back there and enjoy non-grossed out, non-embarassed flickage.

But then...maybe he has like an anal compartment with a sponge that comes out to do that for him.