Can Data pinch a loaf?
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Maybe on another BBS, but not here. Bodily functions 24/7 'round this place. 
I can see Tasha being a bit of a dominatrix. Chief of security and all.
I keep thinking this thread will bottom out, so to speak, but it just keeps plunging deeper into whatever strange mental hole it was that sparked the original question.
Way to go, team
Pinching a loaf? Yep, learned that one about eleven years ago from a college buddy and his wife. We were playing a Sega Saturn basketball game and when you go for a slam-dunk your player squats like he's pooping. 
Hey...in retrospect I wish I could have gone without knowing MOST things about Sega Saturn games in the mid-90s. 
Well, Data did say he was programmed in "multiple techniques". And considering the fetishes some people have...
He may indeed be able to, as you so eloquently put it, pinch a loaf...
He may indeed be able to, as you so eloquently put it, pinch a loaf...
That is true. I hadn't considered the fetish angle, but indeed. There is a market out there for Scatplay.
The question then becomes, would his modesty subroutine allow him to delve that far into depravity?
(Suddenly reminded of Picard's fetish for erotic cakes with peeing women on them.)
The question then becomes, would his modesty subroutine allow him to delve that far into depravity?
(Suddenly reminded of Picard's fetish for erotic cakes with peeing women on them.)
Ya, so I guess he could give a Cleveland Steamer ion Yar..
*** warning *** mental scarring to follow *** warning ***
Data: Uhhhhhh..(splat)...intriguing....
Yar: Say it, Data!
Data: You are a good little piggy, lieutenant.
Data: Uhhhhhh..(splat)...intriguing....
Yar: Say it, Data!
Data: You are a good little piggy, lieutenant.
I believe the question should be: Do androids pinch electric loafs?
If an android pinches a loaf in the forest, does it make a sound?
How many loaves could an android pinch if an android could pinch loaves?
Here's a riddle:
Why did the android pinch the loaf?
Why did the android pinch the loaf?
Depends on whether there's a woodchuck in the way.
Or would that be a hamster?
Maybe a gerbil?
Data's loaves are precisely 456.721 grams in solid weight and flush down quite easily.
But what color are they? Brown? Pasty white? Bright green? Do they smell like poop or like melted plastic? Why do I keep posting in this thread? Is it some kind of middle school regression? I just farted. Smells like...cupcakes....
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