Data's poo looks like light green Play Doh and smells like freshly-baked EZ-Bake Oven cupcakes.
There.
End of story.
Now go to bed.
There.
End of story.
Now go to bed.
Can Data pinch a loaf?
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Green, eh? Now do you suppose all the materials mixing together makes it green, or does his system contain a small tanklette of green dye to make the appearance of the EZ-Poo less offensive than say, brown?
Why would Data want to steal bread?
Yes, and pinch hard. He has a built in cleaner back there as well.
Probably a spritzer as well than he can program to emit a variety of pleasant, berry-like aromas.
I'm pretty sure he has a regular method of removing waste. If he didn't have a fully functional digestive system from start to finish, he would never eat with his fellow crewmates because it could potentially cause damage or he would become too full of junk without a way to remove it efficiently.
Jonas Grumby said:
I think Data's internal machinery takes any organic material he ingests and compiles it into tasty little cupcakes and fruit pies that can be retrieved – to the delight of his fellow crewmates – from a little door in his tummy!
Well, that explains why Number One got so fat - he was eating to much number 2...
Well I see the voting is close on this one, with the undecideds too close to tell.
If B4 can defecate as well, I suppose he plays with it.
If B4 can defecate as well, I suppose he plays with it.
There are some who might say B4 himself and his very existence in the franchise constitute "defecation."
Not me, I don't think B4 is any cheesier than Lore, in fact I think less so, and far, far less overdone a story concept.
I said "some." I didn't. In fact, even though I thought B4 was somewhat redundant and just a throwback to the more successful Lore plots during the TNG series his subplot was a little more interesting in spots than the Shinzon/Reman stuff.
But he DOES have an inconveniently placed "off switch." And that can be just as embarrassing as running out of batteries.
Water sports?
As a ceremonial function during promotions.
Are we talking Golden Showers? 
That explains Picard's preoccupation with it... 
That explains Picard's preoccupation with it...
Now there's a title I'm glad none of the post-1987 series ever used: "Golden Showers." Even VOYAGER had the good sense to steer clear of one like that. 
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