broken bow of the caption wave

[chancellorjake]

Archer: Commander, do you mind? T'Pol and I were just about to get it on.
T'Pol: Urgh!

Hello! I'm in the damn shower! Close the freaking door, you idiot!

It's called Raktajino. It's very delicious and addictive. I'm a total asshole, if I don't drink three of these pots each and every day.

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"Travis wanted me to tell you our right blinker's been stuck since we left Rigel."

In Soviet Future, history changes you.

"Two more cups of this and I'll be pissing myself and seeing dead water polo stars!"

 

[Pensive]

In Soviet Future, history changes you.

That's my fave one!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Just got a message from Admiral Forrest, sir. Somethin' about your sister called...the rabbit's dead...and he's headin' for Canada with a duffel bag and a fake wig."

Suliban Disco Lights.

One-tenth the cost of human. One-fiftieth the fun.

"Care for some, Subcommander?

I promise...no backwash. And only a slightly higher chance of an STD."

 

[Nerys Myk]

T'POL: It has proven to be quite successful in other caption threads. And shown to increase thread length.

TRIP: Lean back and Phlox will have you pimped out in no time

 

[Triskelion]

You'll get a friction burn every day till I get my money!
or
Diamondtrim T'Pol Sweetness
Diamond - ?
You heard me chump.

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: Is it working?

 

[Broccoli]

TRIP: Sigh...no, captain. I don't wish my girlfriend was hot like you...

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP: "On the bright side, sir, the readout up there says your eczema has cleared up."

 

[cooleddie74]

"G-G-G-Get me a new cr-r-r-redit card....one w-w-w-with kittens-s-s-s-s on it!"

"I don't know what's in this Vulcan coffee T'Pol gave me, but if the first sip and my britches-soiling freakout was any indication you and I are gonna be spending the next 24 solar hours staring at the bulkheads and licking our palms."

 

[M'Sharak]

TRIP:"Travis wanted me to tell you our right blinker's been stuck since we left Rigel."

It may just be the town I live in, but I am almost indecently amused by this one.

 

[cooleddie74]

Future Guy didn't mind communicating 600 years into the past. He just hated the poor picture quality.

"I'm not entirely sure what this blend is, but Malcolm says it can strip the paint off the warhead of a spatial torpedo. So...grab your socks and pull!"

 

[Triskelion]

Archer: Commander, do you mind? T'Pol and I were just about to get it on.
T'Pol: Urgh!

This one's a classic cracks me up every time!

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"Do you mind, Trip? We'd like some privacy.

I was just about to demonstrate the Dirty Sanchez to our lovely Subcommander."

 

[Alyssa]

Got milk?

 

[cooleddie74]

"My old family doctor always told me...one or two cups of this stuff a day...and I'll never be flaccid."

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"Would it be bad form to tell ya the ship picked up a bunch of hitchhikers and drifters when you were gone? We gotta make a few pit stops before headin' home. Sorry."

 

[Rat Boy]

Future guy: "You idiot! I told you to get the digital converter box installed before February of 2009! Now look at me!"

 

[cooleddie74]

FUTURE GUY:"Would this be a bad time to tell you I slept with your great-grandmother?"

 

[M'Sharak]

"Going my way?"