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TRIP:"While you were unconscious, Subcommander T'Pol and I took the liberty of borrowing a few of your old vinyl Dan Fogelberg records. Hope you don't mind."
"W-w-where is-s-s-s-s-s Archer?
D-did you get that hot chick's-s-s num-m-m-ber from him?"
"Don't get your hopes up, Trip.
This is Postum. Admiral Forrest screwed us over again."
``I think T'Pol's right, Cap'n. You would look really good if you shaved your legs.''
``You can't leave that force screen -- do you know what your resale value will be someday if you're never removed from the box?''
``Who's up for a tall, steaming mug of World War I-era artillery shells?''
"Good news and bad news, Captain.
The good: T'Pol and I found a way to track the Suliban ship, and we're in hot pursuit. The bad...
Your medical insurance card didn't go through."
"NO.
For the las-s-s-s-s-s-t time...my name is-s-s-s not Dar-r-r-r-rth Sidious-s-s-s-s-s."
"It's an old coffee recipe from my days in Starfleet Training. A fellow cadet showed me how to turn a handful of potting soil and some human saliva into something that'll knock your socks off!"
I don't know why I miss T'Pol.
Well Cap'n, the good news is you don't have rabies. The bad news is we shot Porthos anyway.
Damn. All ready for my big number, and nobody left in the club.
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Archer- Surely you can't be serious
Trip- I am serious....and don't call me "Shirley"
ARCHER:"Why I'm in sickbay is no mystery. Phlox filled me in.
Why I have male human bite marks on my left buttock is different.
Commander?"
"It may look a little funny, but Daniels assured me that in the future, every captain of the Enterprise will need one."
TRIP:"Don't take this the wrong way, Captain...but...
you'd look better in a gray shirt and skivvies."
Sonic showers on Xindi ships and space stations never quite got the technology right.
"This used to belong to my great-great-great-great-great-great grandpa on my mom's side. A similar one blew her bisexual lover's leg off in World War I."
It's not a disease. It's a friction burn.
TRIP:"Doc says if you stay off the treadmill and stop letting Porthos lick peanut butter off your crotch for the next few days, you'll be A.O.K."
Would you like some Juicy Juice?
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TRIP:"You blacked out, sir...and we brought you back to the ship.
If I told you what happened after that I'd have to take a shower. And cry myself to sleep."
"Care for some java, Trip?
Spiked it with some of those little yellow pills Phlox keeps at his work desk. In about five minutes, you and I are gonna be soiling our uniforms and climbing the walls!"
It's no good, Trip, she can still hear us.
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Trip: Our new first officer is here.
"Better tell me what she said now, Trip...while you can. She stepped out to go pee."
"It's a special Denobulan blend. Has rhoja root in it. Makes you horny as hell and want four different wives at the same time."
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