I didn't think this thread could get any worse. I was wrong.
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Brian Brophy didn’t return?
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Heretic.
After all synths are in their boxes
And the EMHs have all gone to bed
You can hear happiness staggering on down the corridor
Footprints dressed in red
And the wind whispers Brophy
A DOT-7 is drearily sweeping
Up the broken pieces of yesterday's fight
Somewhere a trill is weeping
Somewhere a klingon has no wife
And the wind, it cries Brophy
The nacelle lights they turn a blue tomorrow
And shine their emptiness down on my bed
The tiny shuttlecraft sags adrift
cause the life that they live is dead
And the wind screams Brophy
Will subspace ever remember?
The names it has blown in the past
And with its crutch, its old age and its wisdom
It whispers "no, this will be the last"
And the wind cries Brophy
And the EMHs have all gone to bed
You can hear happiness staggering on down the corridor
Footprints dressed in red
And the wind whispers Brophy
A DOT-7 is drearily sweeping
Up the broken pieces of yesterday's fight
Somewhere a trill is weeping
Somewhere a klingon has no wife
And the wind, it cries Brophy
The nacelle lights they turn a blue tomorrow
And shine their emptiness down on my bed
The tiny shuttlecraft sags adrift
cause the life that they live is dead
And the wind screams Brophy
Will subspace ever remember?
The names it has blown in the past
And with its crutch, its old age and its wisdom
It whispers "no, this will be the last"
And the wind cries Brophy
Not my best work but hopefully this takes off: The Saint Brian Brophy Candle (trademark pending)
They should redo TOS Remastered so that all footage of the original Enterprise is replaced with Brian Brophy.
Brian Brophy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for the strongest thing he's got. The bartender pulls out a flash drive containing "The Measure of a Man(TNG)."
May the Broph be with you.
If he doesn't have a sense of humor, we'll get a letter from his lawyer and I'll have to crack down on this whole operation. It'll be a bloodbath.I’m just imagining this poor bastard, going through his normal life. Having a good job at Cal Tech. Maybe a fond memory of an episode of TV he did 30 years ago...
Then the entire world goes batshit!
Wakes up one morning with his Twitter blowing up, people he doesn’t know emailing him at work...
"WE DON'T SAY HIS NAME!!!"
Don't be a Killsynth, Brian. Smile. Data could.
Sombrophy?
And you may find yourself
Living in a synth-made shack
And you may find yourself
In another part of the stars
And you may find yourself
Behind the helm of a large new shuttlecraft
And you may find yourself in your own holodeck
With a beautiful ‘droid
And you may ask yourself, Bruce
How did I get here?
Letting the ‘dates go by, let the forcefield hold me down
Letting the ‘dates go by, cy-bernetics journals found
Bajayzal’s mine again after the lat’num’s gone
Once in a lifetime, Data’s twins here walked the grounds
And you may ask yourself
How do I work this?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large new shuttlecraft?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my personal holodeck!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful ‘droid!
Letting the ‘dates go by, let the forcefield hold me down
Letting the ‘dates go by, cy-bernetics journals found
Bajayzal’s mine again after the lat’num’s gone
Once in a lifetime, Data’s twins here walked the grounds
Same as the other was
Same as the other was
Same as the other was
Same as the other was
Same as the other was
Same as the other was
Same as the other was
Same as the other was
Same as the other was
Living in a synth-made shack
And you may find yourself
In another part of the stars
And you may find yourself
Behind the helm of a large new shuttlecraft
And you may find yourself in your own holodeck
With a beautiful ‘droid
And you may ask yourself, Bruce
How did I get here?
Letting the ‘dates go by, let the forcefield hold me down
Letting the ‘dates go by, cy-bernetics journals found
Bajayzal’s mine again after the lat’num’s gone
Once in a lifetime, Data’s twins here walked the grounds
And you may ask yourself
How do I work this?
And you may ask yourself
Where is that large new shuttlecraft?
And you may tell yourself
This is not my personal holodeck!
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful ‘droid!
Letting the ‘dates go by, let the forcefield hold me down
Letting the ‘dates go by, cy-bernetics journals found
Bajayzal’s mine again after the lat’num’s gone
Once in a lifetime, Data’s twins here walked the grounds
Same as the other was
Same as the other was
Same as the other was
Same as the other was
Same as the other was
Same as the other was
Same as the other was
Same as the other was
Same as the other was
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Now a synth don't breathe to the beat of just one drum
What might be right for Dahj might not be right for some
Bruce Maddox comes, he's a man of means
Then along come the two they got the positronic genes
What might be right for Dahj might not be right for some
Bruce Maddox comes, he's a man of means
Then along come the two they got the positronic genes
It's tough universe out there. You either die from your mistakes or you live long enough to be replaced by John Ales.
[*Stares in Ben Finney*]
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