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Breaking News:Jayson to meet less sexy but more kinky girl!

So...lemme get this straight...

Jayson talks about a girl shitting some stockings and that's ok. What if she said she was fat? Would that have been crossing the line?

I know. It's boggling.

It only crosses the line if you get hard. If your grossed out then it's okay. Sex talk only counts as sex talk, if everyone reading the thread, has a errection and talks about it.

Jason
 
Well, what the hell.

Just call her. Say what you want, hang up and wait for her to text her answer.
Then call back answer her and hang up...and so on and so forth

We can't have stupid technology stand in the way of love now, can we ?

Exactly. She might not be able to talk but she isn't deaf. Is she?
 
I don't even know, what a predictive text is so I am not sure. The good news is I talked to the girl on collarme and se basically said it would be easier to show me how to use text messaging in person. I subtle hint, that she wants to meet me! That or sarcastic mocking of my intelligence. I think it's the later.

Jason

It's not a subtle hint or mocking, she is clearly saying she wants to get together with you.

I don't know how you got confused on this one...she is definitley saying she wants to meet you and I bet she'll show you how to do a lot more than just work your phone.....we can only hope. Strike while the iron is hot.
 
I'll probably get a whipping from someone after I say this (oh GOD, how I love the crack of a whip) but Jayson, you seriously need to get a blog or write a diary. I mean, one thread, okay, whatever, but every week, a bunch of threads pop up that chronical your life in persuing the opposite sex. I'm a naturally blunt person so I'll just come right out and say that no one really cares if you get laid or not. The world wont stop. None of us will stop. None of us will light up with great joy that you finally stuck your sausage in a bun.
 
I'll probably get a whipping from someone after I say this (oh GOD, how I love the crack of a whip) but Jayson, you seriously need to get a blog or write a diary. I mean, one thread, okay, whatever, but every week, a bunch of threads pop up that chronical your life in persuing the opposite sex. I'm a naturally blunt person so I'll just come right out and say that no one really cares if you get laid or not. The world wont stop. None of us will stop. None of us will light up with great joy that you finally stuck your sausage in a bun.

I think this thread proves you wrong on that regard.
 
I'll probably get a whipping from someone after I say this (oh GOD, how I love the crack of a whip) but Jayson, you seriously need to get a blog or write a diary. I mean, one thread, okay, whatever, but every week, a bunch of threads pop up that chronical your life in persuing the opposite sex. I'm a naturally blunt person so I'll just come right out and say that no one really cares if you get laid or not. The world wont stop. None of us will stop. None of us will light up with great joy that you finally stuck your sausage in a bun.

NOoooooo. Jason's posts are a beloved tradition here. Most of them are much more ... unusual... than this sequence, but even here: how many people can you think of who are prepared to lay out their desperation to lose their virginity on a global messageboard?
 
I have nothing against the guy at all. Just want to make that clear! It can just be a bit too much when I open TrekBBS and there are 8 topics on the first page about his life.

Not trying to be mean about it. I just think it would be better to confine it in one thread or get a blog. I don't really mind if he shares it but I don't personally think it's necessary for so many topics about basically the same thing.

*shrug*
 
I'll probably get a whipping from someone after I say this (oh GOD, how I love the crack of a whip) but Jayson, you seriously need to get a blog or write a diary. I mean, one thread, okay, whatever, but every week, a bunch of threads pop up that chronical your life in persuing the opposite sex. I'm a naturally blunt person so I'll just come right out and say that no one really cares if you get laid or not. The world wont stop. None of us will stop. None of us will light up with great joy that you finally stuck your sausage in a bun.

NOoooooo. Jason's posts are a beloved tradition here. Most of them are much more ... unusual... than this sequence, but even here: how many people can you think of who are prepared to lay out their desperation to lose their virginity on a global messageboard?

Yes and let's not forget the tranny shitting stocking incident. We are all better off for having read that!!!

I mean that even shocked me! But just for like a second. :shifty:
 
That's what I mean. Jason has no bourgeois sense of what to share and what not to share. It's a privilege to come across someone so difficult to repress.
 
Yes and I certainly do have that in common with him...I am queen of TMI...but even I know when to not cross the TMI threshold...don't get me wrong though...I still do want to hear TMI from any and everybody. I don't judge...or at least I try not to.
 
I'm a naturally blunt person so I'll just come right out and say that no one really cares if you get laid or not.
Correction, you don't care whether Jayson gets laid or not. It's not going to impact my life if Jayson ever manages to have sex, but its the guy's dream and he's pursuing it so I'm rooting for him and will be happy for him should he succeed.

Besides, stories about losing one's virginity are often embarrassing, and with Jayson's penchant towards giving too much information I'm expecting a hilarious story at the end of this. :)
 
I'll probably get a whipping from someone after I say this (oh GOD, how I love the crack of a whip) but Jayson, you seriously need to get a blog or write a diary. I mean, one thread, okay, whatever, but every week, a bunch of threads pop up that chronical your life in persuing the opposite sex. I'm a naturally blunt person so I'll just come right out and say that no one really cares if you get laid or not. The world wont stop. None of us will stop. None of us will light up with great joy that you finally stuck your sausage in a bun.


To problem with a blog is I would feel the need to keep it updated and it would start to feel like a job. I much prefer to just randomly post my thoughts or feelings on things, whenever I have them. Plus I don't really know how to make a blog, unless you go to myspace or facebook and while I am on those sites, I mostly just joined them because I thought there might be girls there. There basically dating websites you don't have to give money to. I rarely use them for anything other than that. The only websties I visit on a daily basis would be trekbbs,Youtube.collarme and kffl(great site if you like following sports transcations in the NFL and MLB)

Anyways I also would like to think that just because a thread is about me, it's also not just about me. For example the blurry white thing that hit the truck is about me, in that it is something that happened to me, but I also thought it was a intresting ordeal that others might have experienced.

Mostly though I just prefer posting this stuff, here were I am among my fellow nerds. It's a more comfortable enviroment.

Jason
 
Just made a post and almost forgot to update how things are going. Now another girl has entered the picture from collarme. I wrote a message to her, awhile back and didn't get a response so I asumed she wasn't intresting in chating. I heard from her today though and it seems she is intrested. She has just been busy and dealing with some stress, which is why it took so long. Granted I have had girls write back, but when I write back to them, I never hear from them again.

This new girl is also into kinky stuff, and is a submissive type. Once again that goes agaisnt my instinct where I prefer to be submissive but there is no dominat types in the area, except for the one I lost intrested in because she was just to mean.

I still plan to meet the girl with the trache, though. It did occur to me though, is how would kinky sex work, if she can't use a safety word. That will be something we will have to work out if she is intrested in doing stuff with me.

Jason
 
Jayson: Not being able to speak isn't a showstopper; its common for ballgagged subs to hold on to something brightly colored that makes a sound when dropped, like a plastic drink tumbler. This serves as a safety word. Lack of speech shouldn't be a problem.

I'm not sure you get the whole bondage thing... B&D is actually control play where the sub can direct what happens next in a scene. Perhaps you should spend some time in a bondage parlor with a domme who knows how to introduce folks to the bondage play style. I was into B&D a few years back: I got promoted at work and became a Queen Bitch supervisor. I carried that over to my dating life and I was surprised how many girls wanted me to boss them around.

Just a suggestion... why not have regular sex first? That way you can learn what you are supposed to do in 'normal' conditions. My first time was a total disaster, why compound it with a complicated situation? Sex isn't like in the movies ( as a lesbian I can tell you girl- girl flicks never get it right ) and there is no reason to think straight porn gets it right either.

Just a couple of suggestions.
 
Jayson:

Just a suggestion... why not have regular sex first? That way you can learn what you are supposed to do in 'normal' conditions.
I have to agree with that generally people start with missionary position sex, and that is fine for a while, but after that you either need to move onto a new partner or up the anti, at this point I would suggest some sort of sexy uniform (for you or her) after that, sex in other rooms of the house, then outside, after that then try bondage.

oh at some point during that progress try marriage, nothing boosts your sex life like getting married ;)

I see no reason to go down the (what I understand is called) "Femdom" line for your first time.

That said tranny cheerleaders, few people can beat that for the story of there first time, so maybe you should focus on just that for a while.
 
I'm not looking for kinky sex to be my first experience. Frankly I would accept anytype of sex, as my first type of sex right now, except gay sex. I need to be more comfortable with my own sexuality before I try something like that. Even though I consider myself bi-curious I do lean more towards girls.

Jason
 
oh at some point during that progress try marriage, nothing boosts your sex life like getting married ;)


In the background you can just hear the faint sound of ironic laughter from all around the world.
 
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